can I freeze my piss and save it for later?

Discussion in 'General' started by hiimhi, Nov 14, 2011.

  1. I've been clean for about 3 months now so I can have no worries if I manage to get an interview and have to piss in a cup. Smoking before thanksgiving dinner is looking more and more beautiful than ever, so I was wondering... If I piss in a cup and freeze it, or refrigerate it, would it last a couple months so I can use it for a test?

    It sure beats buying 40$ worth of fake piss that might not even work!
     
  2. I can see this happing
    Hey look frozen apple juice I'm so thirsty I just need the thaw it out and oh my god what the fucking fuck what the fuck oh god why why just why
     
  3. Do you really wanna have cups of piss in your fridge for that long?
     
  4. That's thought provoking. I would go with a yes, but I wonder how you could probably get it back up to body temperature...
     


  5. If it gets me a job while I'm blazing:confused_2:
     
  6. The Lion King
     


  7. Let it thaw out and then get some hand warmers (they get up to like 105degrees I believe) and just put it in a baggy inbetween your handwarmers and you got yourself warm piss:hello:
     

  8. I can use a cheap cup and write "PISS" on it
     
  9. [quote name='"thelizardkin"']I can see this happing
    Hey look frozen apple juice I'm so thirsty I just need the thaw it out and oh my god what the fucking fuck what the fuck oh god why why just why[/quote]

    This is why

    O you ninja'd me that's fuckin funny.

    If I ever opened somebody's fridge and there was a big cup that said piss on it I don't think I'd be able to contain myself.
     


  10. Would the thought just make you curious enough to smell it/taste it to be sure it wasnt some champagne or beer in disguise so no one would take it, or would it be an uncontainable laughter?:p
     
  11. Yes, it will work. I have done it on several occasions when I was on probation. but, if you thaw and freeze too many times the solids will start to separate and it will turn 'flaky'. I once had to use it when it was flaky as a last resort and luckily, it still worked!
     
  12. [quote name='"hiimhi"']

    Would the thought just make you curious enough to smell it/taste it to be sure it wasnt some champagne or beer in disguise so no one would take it, or would it be an uncontainable laughter?:p[/quote]

    I'm gonna go with the laughter it would be fuckin funny shtuff.
     


  13. Awesome! Thanks so much! Thanksgiving is going to be even more fantastic now:smoke:
     
  14. I just buy Quick Fix. Its 40 for synthetic piss that comes with a heating pad. It works everytime.
     
  15. hiimhi you're one classy mofo :smoke:
     
  16. lemonade popsicle. mmmmmmm fucking BOMB.
     

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