I've been clean for about 3 months now so I can have no worries if I manage to get an interview and have to piss in a cup. Smoking before thanksgiving dinner is looking more and more beautiful than ever, so I was wondering... If I piss in a cup and freeze it, or refrigerate it, would it last a couple months so I can use it for a test? It sure beats buying 40$ worth of fake piss that might not even work!
I can see this happing Hey look frozen apple juice I'm so thirsty I just need the thaw it out and oh my god what the fucking fuck what the fuck oh god why why just why
That's thought provoking. I would go with a yes, but I wonder how you could probably get it back up to body temperature...
Let it thaw out and then get some hand warmers (they get up to like 105degrees I believe) and just put it in a baggy inbetween your handwarmers and you got yourself warm piss
[quote name='"thelizardkin"']I can see this happing Hey look frozen apple juice I'm so thirsty I just need the thaw it out and oh my god what the fucking fuck what the fuck oh god why why just why[/quote] This is why O you ninja'd me that's fuckin funny. If I ever opened somebody's fridge and there was a big cup that said piss on it I don't think I'd be able to contain myself.
Would the thought just make you curious enough to smell it/taste it to be sure it wasnt some champagne or beer in disguise so no one would take it, or would it be an uncontainable laughter?
Yes, it will work. I have done it on several occasions when I was on probation. but, if you thaw and freeze too many times the solids will start to separate and it will turn 'flaky'. I once had to use it when it was flaky as a last resort and luckily, it still worked!
[quote name='"hiimhi"'] Would the thought just make you curious enough to smell it/taste it to be sure it wasnt some champagne or beer in disguise so no one would take it, or would it be an uncontainable laughter?[/quote] I'm gonna go with the laughter it would be fuckin funny shtuff.