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Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Luvdabuddah, Jun 24, 2004.

  1. < The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got
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    > > their tent all set up, they fell sound asleep.
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    > > Some hours later, Tonto wakes The Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabi,
    look
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    > > towards sky, what you see?"
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    > >
    > > The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars.
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    > > "What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
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    > >
    > > The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute, and then says, "Astronomically
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    > > speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially
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    > > billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me Saturn is in Leo. Time
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    > > wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the
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    > > morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we
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    > > are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a
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    > > beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"
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    > > Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabi, you dumb ass.
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    > > Someone has stolen tent"
     

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