< The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got > > > > their tent all set up, they fell sound asleep. > > > > > > Some hours later, Tonto wakes The Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabi, look > > > > towards sky, what you see?" > > > > > > The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars. > > > > > > "What that tell you?" asked Tonto. > > > > > > The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute, and then says, "Astronomically > > > > speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially > > > > billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me Saturn is in Leo. Time > > > > wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the > > > > morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we > > > > are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a > > > > beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?" > > > > > > Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabi, you dumb ass. > > > > Someone has stolen tent"