Buttery Dirt Water

Hey guys. I'm new, and I just had to sign up because I just made cannabis tea out of resin. That's right. I boiled my highly used pipe because I'm too broke to buy real flower. When I loosened up all the sticky bullshit I added an appropriate amount of butter and let it simmer for like 30 or 45 minutes (while killing the glass in there to A) reduce the chance of it cooling too quickly and shattering; and B) getting the most I can).

I have to admit. I was skeptical. But 2 hours later, and right now I feel like my eyes are so squinted I can almost make out with Picasso was trying to paint.

I thought it wouldn't work, but this resin tea turned out to be a terrible tasting good idea. Please don't drink it if you have at least 10 dollars to find something better.

 

Man I have no idea what words mean right now. I was killing the glass so hard in my creamy mud stuff.

 

Absolutely. If you have something to smoke, or 10 bucks to spare for a gram, then do that instead. This was a desperate time; it called for desperate tea.

 

So you're saying that I have "discipline" and "ration" myself? Psh. I don't even know the meaning of the words.

Seriously. What do they mean? :|

 

And no, I didn't drink the resin itself I drank tea processed from previously decarboxylated THC which turns in to THC-active which builds up in the pipe. I used butter, a splash of food grade alcohol, and boiled it into a tea.

Actually, come to think of it, drinking a tea made from burnt plant matter would not be dissimilar to drinking activated charcoal, especially if it's in small useful quantities like that of the amount of resin I used. So, who knows what kind of negative side effect drinking a plant-based charcoal with an activated chemical in it has. All I know, is that it worked to get me high even until an hour or two after I woke up and had my morning coffee.

So, I mean. It works, man.

 

My age is not your business. Have a good day, buddy.