busted

i really like reading stories people write about getting busted and stuff so i decided to post my little story about this weekend

we just finished smoking a bowl (4 of us) in my friend loftus's jeep grand cherokee and my friend loftus and eric are sitting up front and im sitting in back with my friend taylor and eric and loftus are smoking cigarrettes and were just chillin bein high and a cop pulls up and shines his light on us. taylor had the pipe we smoked out of (mini pipe) and loftus says "stuff judge dredd (mini pipe) into the seat", so he does and the cop walks up and taps on my window so I roll it down and says "how much weed do you guys have on your" loftus says "none" which was the truth because we smoked it all and
the cop says "I smell weed"
loftus "it's menthol cigarrettes sir"
the cop takes our id's and goes back to his car, another cop pulls up, I start shaking uncontrolably, so does loftus but not as bad, i am shaking so bad it probably looked like I was having a seazure
taylor "you gotta stop shaking dude"
me "I cant stop"
both cops walk up to the car, one on each side of the car, the one that just pulled up is a mexican kid that looks like hes about 19, I control my shaking
the first cop says "so theres no weed in the car'
loftus "none"
cop "what does that smell like to you"
mexican cop "smells like weed to me"
loftus "its menthol cigarrettes"
cop "so if I search your car i wont find any drugs or drug parofenalia"
loftus "i have a pipe" he pulls out a pipe that had a chip in the bowl from this one time when taylor was scraping it so no one really cared about it
cop "throw it on the ground" so he does
"get out of the car and stomp on it" so he does
mexican cop "do you guys enjoy kissing eachother"
eric "no"
mexican cop "then why do you share the same pipe thats disgusting"
cop "let me see your eyes" he shines the light in my eyes
"whats your parents phone number" (directed at loftus)
loftus hesitates
"whats your parents phone number!" loftus tells him and the cop calls them
"hello are you ryan loftus's dad? this is officer *dont remember his name* and I smell marijuana in your sons car and he had a pipe on him so i'm just giving you a heads up. goodbye"
we get our id's back and both cops take off and we all go home, if a cop ever asks me "do you boys enjoy kissing eachother" again im going to say yes, just so he cant say anything

heres another story, we were all in the corner of this parking lot where no one ever goes in loftus's jeep and loftus was packin a bowl and this security guard walks up
security guard "throw the weed out of the window before i call the cops" loftus does it
security guard "if you guys are going to do that don't do it here, I won't call the cops but get your parents on the phone right now"
we all just looked at eachother and hesitated
loftus "we haven't smoked any yet" which was the truth, and the security guard knew it because we were all sober and it didnt smell like weed
security guard "everyone out of the car" we all get out
"empty your pockets onto the hood of the car" we do it and no one had anything on them
security guard "alright get out of here and dont come back" so we do
it was a parking lot to this place where we like to get high and play lazer tag and video games and we go back later that night
me "i hope we dont see that security guard"
we walk in, first thing we see, the security guard
security guard "you guys have anything on you"
eric "no"
he lets us go inside, eric is talking to this girl that works there that he has been trying to hook up with and she pulls out the weed that loftus threw out of the window earlier that day! eric had told her about it over the phone and i guess she asked the security guard about it and he gave it to her and she gave it back to us