Air Force One arrives at Heathrow and President Bush strides to a warm and dignified handshake from the Queen. They ride in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they board a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to 6 magnificent white horses. They ride towards Buckingham Palace waving to the thousands of cheering Britons. All is going well, when suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with one of the most horrendous, earth-shattering farts ever heard in the British Empire and the smell was excruciating. Both dignitaries had to use handkerchiefs over their nose. The fart shook the coach but both did their best to ignore the incident. The Queen turns regally to President Bush and says, "Mr. President please accept my most sincere regrets, I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen cannot control." George W. Bush, always TRYING to be "presidential", replies. "Your Majesty do not give the matter another thought, if you had not mentioned it I would have thought it was one of the horses."