*BUNNYRABBITZ* Official ~ Stoner Video Game Reviews

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  1. Thanks for reading guys!
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    *Bunnyrabbitz Video Game Reviews*


    HEAVY RAIN


    Wow. Just wow.

    Rating level: M for Mature (My rating: 14 and up)

    Review: 10 out of 10 :O

    Difficulty: NA

    So help me god you better buy it!

    How far are you prepared to go to save someone you love...?

    That is the motto of heavy rain, one of the best games I have EVER played. Its like a mystery novel you cant put down! Very mature and takes patience. Its life not a fucking 25 kill streak. A amazing game. Graphics are amazing and can be very sad such as one of the characters putting a gun up to his head over another characters grave and blowing his head off. Or those two characters move into a house super happy! The only real problem is the controls for walking and actions sometimes screw up and register the rong waay. Not really a problem at all. The game cant have a difficulty because everyone plays different. This game is probably one of THE best games I have ever played. The story starts a little slow but picks up and it hurts to put it down. Just buy it. Its a fun game that will amaze you. But make sure your at least 14 or so because it is very... just... yeah, I wont go into it. Well I hope everyone had a nice easter, a great game! Buy it please!




    Borderlands

    Thumbs up!


    Rated M for Mature - 14 and up because of I don't know... a guy screaming scary shit while burning and coming at you?

    Rating level 7.5

    Difficulty level medium

    Rent it or buy it you cant really go wrong.

    Borderlands is Nice and Refreshing? Yes, indeed. I just rented this game and it is
    pretty darn good. I have to tell you I love the comedy. Whoever wrote the script is quite witty. Anyway the gameplay mechanics are good. The elemental (for all the people who don't know stuff like electricity, fire, and of course acid)weapons are a treat. I would have to tell you to be honest that the driving mechanics can suck ass. I got stuck in places that any other game I would not. I did enjoy the gameplay very much though. It also has that desirable "RPG" feel to it. The graphics are a step forward in that they are like almost like a comic. Pretty good game all around. The multiplayer is the shit you get to run around with your friends and do it all at any point in the game they can jump in! A good game, good times. And of course I have to add in that if you don't already have fallout 3 I have to say its a better game than borderlands.


    Assasins Creed: Brotherhood

    Amazing

    Rated M for mature- 14 and up (Gory battles)

    Rating level 8.65

    Difficulty level easy

    Buy it


    Assasins Creed: Brotherhood is a game you cant go wrong with. It has plenty of running, fighting, and kickin' ass. Its multiplayer is superb, I mean cmon you run around assasinating each other! The games controls flow perfectly. My only problem is that there aren't BIG battles. Like I mean giant battles where theres like a 40 soldiers coming at you. The battles are way to small. Other than that the game is great. I have invested alot of time into that superb game. I recommend buying this game. It is definitely worth it. Its a very athletic game. Leonardo makes a return as well. One of the key features is your "brotherhood". You control the brotherhood of assasins in this latest installment. You send them on missions all over europe and they join you in battle.



    $Bunnyrabbitz$

    More reviews on the way. If you want to do some reviews (And get credit and rep for them, PM me.)


    Enjoy!
     
  2. Assassin's Creed isn't about big battles, it's about sneaking around killing people as quickly and silently as possible so you DON'T have to deal with big battles.
     

  3. True true. But their should be big battles if you alert someone. Not 3 guys coming after you.
     
  4. #4 Dannyscott, Feb 2, 2011
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    lol, the first battle in the openning scenes were epic. The ending scene as well.

    And only 3?.... Run arround in a densely populated area arround a tower. You will have quite the fight.


    Oh, also could you review a couple games for me.

    Far Cry 2, and Dead Space 1
     
  5. bold rocks I haven't even played DS1 but judging by dead space 2 it would be worth playing

    italics not so much
     
  6. Well I will being reviewing Dead Space 2 and Black Ops
     
  7. Call Of Duty: Black Ops

    Game Of The Year

    Rated M For Mature (11 and up) - Violent and cursing in multiplayer

    Rating level 9

    Difficulty level Easy (Campaign) Varies (Multiplayer)

    Buy it

    *NEW* Stoner-vision level: Epic when under the influence of cannabis


    Hours of fun! Their is a level 50 level cap and 15 prestige levels. This is probably the most popular game of 2010. The only problem is multiplayer can be very very hard. Now the guns in this game range from quality to shitty. Theirs a gun for everybody though. Now the campaign mode will keep you entertained. It has a eery 'Special Ops' feeling (Hence the name Black Ops). It shows you a gripping story involving fidel castro, russian gulag's and weapons of mass destruction and even the Cold War. The game is definitely worth your money and is a great buy for the gamer. Also a great gift. I recommend the purchase! With a new map pack out today, this game is surely worth your time!

    Enjoy!
     
  8. Assasins Creed 2


    Great game!!!!!!

    Rated M for Mature - 15 year olds and up you are kidding right? Look up at pics!



    Rating level 8.8


    Difficulty level easy


    Buy it its one of those games that you should.

    Stoner vision: 7.9 Exciting when high
    Stoner Difficulty: Can be hard at times


    I have found this game good indeed. Nice rythm, freeflow fighting, nice depth, great scenery, found out leonardo divinci is possibly gay.... and much more. The game starts out with Desmond (btw you probably should look up the ending to AC1 to find out the end because its can be confusing in the beggining) Miles being rushed into the Animus to see Ezio being born. You then escape the place of your captors and get in some combat and are thrown in the trunk and brought off to a warehouse! Their are plenty of trophies and achievments to be had, you should have around 70% at the end of said game. Their are plenty of tombs to conquer and plenty of enemies. There are plenty of weapons to be had as well. It can get gory at times. This is definitely the type of game where you plan out your actions, not just run into battle. I recommend the purchase of this game very much.:smoke:
     
  9. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2


    Pure Awsome


    Rated M for Mature - 14 year olds and up ( Shooting hundreds of civilian's in one mission and blood drips around the screen when the guys get shot but are not dead and in Last Stand the crawl to safer position to do the most damage with blood smearing on the floor amazingly gory very violent)

    Rating Level 9

    Difficulty Level Medium


    Dont you dare rent this! BUY IT!



    There is no reason you should not buy this game. The story took me about 2 days to complete and the multiplayer has loads of gameplay (hundreds of hours I estimate). The story starts with you Private First Class Allen teaching the soldiers to fight. You do the same as in MW1 with the target run through range. Then you (Roach) and Soap (Captain MacTavish) climb and shoot up a russian snowy base with glock 18's on snow mobiles. This is the controversial mission coming up (they took a huge risk) (your allowed to skip it, THAT controversial). You are with Makarov ( a crazy terrorist/madman/bad guy). You are undercover as some guy whos like Makarov (crazy). You go into a Moscow airport and shoot about a hundred civilians in line about another 50 in stores 15 secuirity officers. You run down and shoot up the F.S.B about 35. Can you imagine whats going to happen when the russians see the crime scene and what happens to you at the end of the mission? Im not going to give away the ending but BUY THIS GAME! Make your country proud!

    Multiplayer:

    Great about 70 levels to go up to aspire to a bunch of prestiges (you start over for a patch) and great maps great weapons fun gameplay much cooler stuff now. You can have seconday shotguns, pistols, rocket launchers and loads more. Its really great a must play!

    Exclusively for Modern Warfare 2: Special Ops:

    Basically missions you played in the game but with no story kind of like multiplayer with maximum 2 people playing the same match they go around basically shooting enemies. Really a lot of fun!
     
  10. lul sticky review
     
  11. You should do a review on Morrowind, Fable 3, Jade Empire, Red Dead Redemption and GTA IV.

    :wave:
     

  12. Read Dead Redemption and GTA 4 on the way.
     
  13. MOTHERFUCKER!

    I wrote 2 pages equivelant in MSWord in GC and pressed BACKSPACE.


    Fuck. Sorry bout that its on the way.
     
  14. Grand Theft Auto IV

    Legendary

    Rated M for mature- Its gta

    Rating level 10 out of 10

    Buy it

    Well the grand theft auto series is known for its great reviews, large maps, and all around offensive awesomeness. This installment is definitely worth the cash.

    You play Niko Bellic, a eastern european immigrant to the United States of America. He is haunted by the memories of his past in the Bosnian war. He defended his village and his squad betrayed him. His story in america is now a average rags to riches story. Anyway he makes his living as a criminal (of course, as in all gta's, as it wouldnt be a gta without grand theft auto and other shenanigans).

    The combat system is intresting. Of course 3rd person. you get to choose your view. Their is a new cover system where you can shoot without aiming or you can come out from cover and aim. Their is a new selection of weapons as well as a new selection of clothes. One problem is that their is less customization then gta san andreas, no custom person, no customization of hair, limited clothing. Their is a new selection of cars as well as some making a return.

    The city seems very lifelike. The game plays very well as well.

    Anyway this is just a small review.

    Peace.
     
  15. Sweet, aside from Call of Duty which can die. Have to say though, to truly experience Grand Theft Auto you have to get the addon packs.
     

  16. Hmm.. I have to be honest and say that TLAD was good but TBOGT just doesn't do it for me.
     
  17. I liked them both myself, they both added enough to the game in both weapons and missions...granted both were very similiar in the mission area. Maybe I just like the swagger of Luis, he has a pretty smooth walk.
     
  18. Fallout 3/New Vegas?
     
  19. black ops GOTY? lol no
     
  20. Its probably the most played/popular game of the year nomatter what you opinion is.
     

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