Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See: Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass. Impotence..Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings." The proctologist called ...they found your head.. Everyone has a photographic memory ...some just don't have any film. Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted. I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.. Some people just don't know how to drive... I call these people "Everybody But Me" Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me. If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself. Hang up and drive!!
changed my mind, i want this one lol Some people just don't know how to drive... I call these people "Everybody But Me"
"Jesus loves you... but everyone else thinks you're an ass" I've actually seen that one... many times.
"W" Bumper Stickers: 1/20/09: End of an Error That's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway Let's Fix Democracy in This Country First If You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, Move to Iran Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber. If You Can Read This, You're Not Our President Hey, Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet? George Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids Will Have to Fight America: One Nation, Under Surveillance They Call Him "W" So He Can Spell It Who's [sic] God Do You Kill For? The person who wrote this was probably in George's spelling group. Cheney/Satan '08 Jail to the Chief No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade Iraq? Bush: God's Way of Proving Intelligent Design is Full Of Crap Bad President! No Banana. We Need a President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language We're Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them Is It Vietnam Yet? Bush Doesn't Care About White People, Either Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Hand car? You Elected Him. You Deserve Him. Impeach Cheney First When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.46 Pray For Impeachment The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century One Nation Under Clod 2004: Embarrassed / 2005: Horrified / 2006: Terrified Bush Never Exhaled If you don't have anything nice to say about Bush, sit next to me!
Keep honking i'm reloading driver only carries $30.00 .........in Ammo Mine: The only voluntary urine sample you'll get from me is a "taste test", straight from the source! of course i'm drunk, ya think i'm a stunt driver?
My favorite bumper sticker is: When I die I want to die in my sleep like Grandpa, Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
honk... if you go down, i might put that on my truck if i had that sticker.... i bet that would piss a lot of people off haha. if i had to make one up.... it would be..... " HONK 5 TIMES FOR NO NOISE POLLUTION"