Bumper stickers....

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by NoBakeCookie, Dec 29, 2006.

  1. Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See:

    Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.

    Impotence..Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings."

    The proctologist called
    ...they found your head..

    Everyone has a photographic memory
    ...some just don't have any film.

    Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

    Your ridiculous little
    opinion has been noted.

    I used to have a handle
    on life...but it broke off.

    WANTED: Meaningful
    overnight relationship.

    Guys...just because you have one,
    doesn't mean you have to be one..

    Some people just don't know how to drive...
    I call these people "Everybody But Me"

    Don't like my driving?
    Then quit watching me.

    If you can read this...I can
    slam on my brakes and sue you.

    Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

    Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.

    Hang up and drive!!
  2. haha I really like this one :laughing:

  3. that rules! mind if i use it in my sig if i can fit it in?
  4. changed my mind, i want this one lol

    Some people just don't know how to drive...
    I call these people "Everybody But Me"
  5. Well since I didn't actually make it up, you have just as much right to use it as I do! LOL! :D
  6. check-check-cha-cone my sig! if you know where thats from you know where im coming from lol
  7. "Jesus loves you... but everyone else thinks you're an ass"

    I've actually seen that one... many times.
  8. "keep honking, i'm reloading..."
  9. HIGH All, can I play???

    My Favs are..

    Attached Files:

  10. lmfao
  11. my favorite was "Caution, I brake for halucinations"
  12. dont drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your beer:)
  13. "W" Bumper Stickers:

    1/20/09: End of an Error

    That's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway

    Let's Fix Democracy in This Country First

    If You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, Move to Iran

    Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber.

    If You Can Read This, You're Not Our President

    Hey, Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet?

    George Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids Will Have to Fight

    America: One Nation, Under Surveillance

    They Call Him "W" So He Can Spell It

    Who's [sic] God Do You Kill For? The person who wrote this was probably in
    George's spelling group.

    Cheney/Satan '08

    Jail to the Chief

    No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade Iraq?

    Bush: God's Way of Proving Intelligent Design is Full Of Crap

    Bad President! No Banana.

    We Need a President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language

    We're Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them

    Is It Vietnam Yet?

    Bush Doesn't Care About White People, Either

    Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Hand car?

    You Elected Him. You Deserve Him.

    Impeach Cheney First

    When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.46

    Pray For Impeachment

    The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century

    One Nation Under Clod

    2004: Embarrassed / 2005: Horrified / 2006: Terrified

    Bush Never Exhaled

    If you don't have anything nice to say about Bush, sit next to me!

  14. hey mind if i use a couple of these in my sig?
  15. Keep honking i'm reloading

    driver only carries $30.00 .........in Ammo

    Mine: The only voluntary urine sample you'll get from me is a "taste test", straight from the source!

    of course i'm drunk, ya think i'm a stunt driver?:smoking: :smoking:
  16. My favorite bumper sticker is:

    When I die I want to die in my sleep like Grandpa,
    Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
  17. honk... if you go down, i might put that on my truck if i had that sticker.... i bet that would piss a lot of people off haha.

    if i had to make one up.... it would be.....

  18. Ive got "more weed, less bush" on my car. Had to get that one custom made.
  19. gas grass or ass no one rides for free....from Dazed and Confused it was on Pickfords GTO

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