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Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by pentigram, Oct 6, 2011.

  1. #1 pentigram, Oct 6, 2011
    That's what my heart sounded like on the way to work. Call me paranoid, but I never carry anything with me, but I reached for my can of dip when I felt it. Something I had been carrying around the house and forgot to take it out of my pocket. It was a fatty that I had from earlier. One that only had about two tokes off of. I remained calm though and just drove as perfect as I possibly could. I kept telling myself "I'm almost there. I'm almost there." so everything was going well. Not a cop in sight.

    I got about a mile from work, and now I'm starting to ease into a calmness. Then I see them. Two cops pull right behind me. My ass bit the seat. "Fuck!" Neither of them have their blue's on so I'm alright. I start going about 5 miles under the speed limit. My heart was beating fast now, but I just kept reassuring myself that it was fine. Once again just drive with some common sense.

    I saw work in the distance. I was almost there! My heart went back to it's normal rhythm and a calm and warm feeling came over me. They had to do it! Both of the cops blue lights came on. Right then I thought my heart was about to beat out of my chest. Have you ever been so nervous you felt like you were about to loose your lunch? Well, that's what I felt like.

    I start to slow down even more, and put on my emergency blinkers. The cops obviously slow down behind me. The next spot to turn off was my work place, so I pull into there. Just as I pull in the cops zoom past me. Even after I sat there for a minute just to regain composure I was still terrified. Cops around here have nothing better to do then to take people to jail. A friend of mine got arrested for a roach, and I had a fatty.

    This is why I pay my person a little extra to deliver because I'm waaaaayyyy too paranoid to drive it around myself, and the situation that happened less than an hour ago just added to my paranoia. I'm still shaking, but hey at least I have something to smoke BEFORE I go home.
     
  2. #2 pentigram, Oct 6, 2011
    Sometimes I think cops do this kind of thing to fuck with people.
     
  3. #3 Support, Oct 6, 2011
    Yea bro i hear ya. Good to carry around stash containers though. I have a big fat Volt battery that opens up and u can stash shit in it. A cop would never think to search that. Invest in one brewski.
     
  4. #4 greenbrad420, Oct 6, 2011
    Haha, I used to be real paranoid about that shit but I don't know, around here if you just drive and aren't doing anything stupid you won't get pulled over, just drive around with amounts you can eat and you won't have anything to worry about
     
  5. #5 pentigram, Oct 6, 2011
    That's not a bad idea, but I think my paranoia would still get to me. See, when you're scared that vain throbs in your neck and that's how cops know who's holding. The only reason I know this is because my uncle is an ex sheriff in another state.
     
  6. #6 pentigram, Oct 6, 2011
    LOL! A friend of mine sent this to me when I told him about the above story.

    Warning: It has naughty language!!

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPmG3r0_aEk]Go Cops rucka rucka ali - YouTube[/ame]
     
  7. #7 Bundermeyer, Oct 6, 2011
    If I ever become a cop i'm joining the Vermont Highway Patrolmen
     
  8. #8 TheCoolest420, Oct 6, 2011
    Why are you such a punk? Bro the cops can't kill you over weed. If they had stopped you you could have eaten it and used dip right after. Its just a bit of weed. even if he found it he probably would have thrown it out. Cops only hassle you if they don't like you. Or they think you have some a lot of drugs on you.
     

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