DISCLAIMER: If you are munching on something, close this page because I don't want to ruin your food. So I was just lying in bed watching UFC, bout to fall asleep. All of a sudden I feel a little tickle on my asscrack and I figured it was just my boxers, so I try to readjust them. Well sure enough I actually feel something through my boxers on my asscrack. I pinched it really hard and pulled my boxers off and shook them out and out falls a little fuckin roach (not the good kind) that was about an inch long. IT WAS IN MY FUCKING ASSCRACK. I damn near threw up everywhere
That sucks op. one time when i was pouring me some corn pops a spider came out of the box and into my cereal, it was 5 years ago and i havent eaten corn pops since
Damn, I hate how little bugs can fuck with us so much. And to ruin something as great as corn pops. Damn shame.
LMAO u got roaches living up ur ass crack man. thats hilarious. I think im gunna stop eatin on my bed now
What you think is hilarious, I think is emotionally scarring. I'm gonna have to undress every time i get an itch or a tickle for the rest of my life
Is anything dirty in your room or bed? When I was little, we had a huge tv stand that my brother had in his room.. He spilled cereal behind it and must've forgotten to clean it all up, because we found a roach. Out comes the RAID. Okay, right? No. We kept finding those little bitches. They had nested inside his tv stand, by the cereal. Nasty ass fuckin' shit.
Hmmm..... hopefully this was a joke? If not that's a lil bit uncalled for... anyways it was just a bug... it makes me giggle when guys freak out so much over them. I don't like them either, but I sure do get a good laugh when my boyfriend jumps bc of them
One morning I felt something on my arm while I was half asleep and I thought it was like a piece of string from the sheets or something...So I go to wipe it off and I hit something and im like wtf, so i throw the blankets off of me and it was a fucking baby lizard on my arm... scared the shit out of me
yeah man bugs and food dont mix...unless bugs are food. coincidentally i was just trying to get my dog to eat a potato bug that was going across the floor, she was not interested tho. bout a week ago i was putting some garlic powder on my pierogies and noticed, not for the first time, something small and black in the container. This time i decided to get it out (for some reason thinking it was just something that had been burned in production)...it was a dead fly....ive been using that garlic powder for weeks. i picked it out and sprinkled some ontop. 2 months ago that would have grossed me out, but im finding since i had a head injury 2 months ago there are a lot of little things about me that have changed.
Any real man can take on a bear but no man in existence can keep his cool around a fucking cockroach.