A farmer asked a friend to recommend an attorney to defend him against a charge of bestiality. "I know a great trial lawyer," the fellow said, "but he's expensive and doesn't know how to pick a jury. I know another lawyer," he continued, "who's not a great trial lawyer, but he's cheap and really knows how to pick a jury." The farmer settled on the cheap attorney, but immediately had second thoughts when the key witness, a neighbor, began his testimony. "I saw Jud mount his goat from behind," he said, "and when he was finished, I saw the goat turn around and lick Jud's pecker." The accused farmer was devastated and had all but given up hope of acquittal when a juror in overalls whispered to the fellow next to him, "You know, a good goat will do that." or was that bpp ???
For sure Critter II, you are in true form today!!ROFLMFAO!!!You are so good at helping a fellow stoner keep his spirits up!!
HIGH All, bpp=Big Poppa Puff.........wtf=What The Fuck......lmao=Laughing My Ass O.F.F.F...........rotflmao=Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass O.F.F.F.
kiss my ass roflmaoapmpwtime = rolling on the floor laughing my as o.f.f.f and peeing my pants with tears in my eyes. Try to remember that acronym without saying the whole damn phrase.