brothers

Discussion in 'General' started by NuBBiN, Aug 9, 2002.

  1. A redneck walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs
    of Budweiser and sits in the back of the room,
    drinking a sip out of each one in turn.

    When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and
    orders three more.

    The bartender approaches and tells him, "You know, a
    mug goes flat after I draw it, it would taste better
    if you bought one at a time."

    The redneck replies, "Well, you see, I have two
    brothers. One is in Australia, the other is in Dublin,
    and I'm in Texas. When we all left home, we promised
    that we'd drink this way to remember the days we drank
    together. So I drink one for each of my brothers and
    one for myself."

    The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and
    leaves it there.

    The redneck becomes a regular in the bar, and always
    drinks the same way.
    He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.

    One day, he comes in and orders two mugs. All the
    regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes
    back to the bar for the second round, the bartender
    says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I
    wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."

    The redneck looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a
    light dawns and he laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just
    fine," he explains, "it's just that my wife had us
    join that Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking.
    Hasn't affected my brothers though."
     
  2. Yeah, that's funny!!!!


    Too bad a MODERATOR put it in the General forum!!!!!!!!!





    Damn NuBB's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  3. Who ever goes to the humor forums these days?...eh figured it'd get its deserved attention in this forum....

    its an old irish joke I just remembered, but why tell an irish joke when you can make fun of rednecks
     
  4. I see your point!

    Living in Tennessee gives you those extra special perks...you know, rednecks galore!!!! So I do appreciate a good redneck joke to share with all those good ole' country boy's just to watch them squirm a bit.
     
  5. I just hope BPP doesnt go ape shit and start crying about it
     



  6. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....omg, too fuckin' funny!!!!!!!!




    Poor, poor Poppa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  7. its always "redneck discrimination this...nubbins avatar that.." the mans a pessimistic psycho i tell ya!
     
  8. the least you could do is pick on someone while they are here...
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    ...

    HAHA..CANDY!!...HAHA...GET A LOAD OF THAT!!..MWUAHAHAHA...man... what am i talking about?
     
  9. hay man im from the south and yes i would have to say im ared nek but ho gives f--k about it i like red neck jokes but just to say thary are alot of red necks that have good weed but if thary any tru red neck thay wont give a f--k if you make jokes because most of them just go with the flow peace guys holler back any time
     
  10. I think rednecks should rule the world. We do our very best to help the world!!
     

  11. you thought you could get away with it cause he's on vacation but think again. I'm telling bitch ;)
     
  12. nubs, hank, ice cream man, and now BITCH...what next..pubic head henry?!
     

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