Brothel Parrot

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Switch, Jul 25, 2002.

  1. A woman walks into a pet shop and sees a parrot for sale at only £5. So she says:
    "why only £5?"
    the guy behind the counter says
    "he used to live in a brothel and we'r worried about what he'll say.."
    "oh poor thing." she says "It can come and live with me"
    so she pays for it and takes it home
    she pulls off the cloth and the parrot says
    "(parrot noise) new house, new misstress, new house new misstress."

    so she says- ok that's not so bad

    later on her daughters come in and they are very good looking

    "(parrot noise) phwooooar... loveley girls, loveley girls phwoaaaaaaaar!"
    "it's a little worse but not too bad"

    so later on her husband walks in and the parrot takes one look at him and says

    "Hello John, Hello John"
  2. HAHAHA thats the first time ive herd that one
  3. shit...took me some time to "get" says something bout my state of mind inn'nt

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