breaking up with my gf

Discussion in 'General' started by babaloeey, Jul 3, 2011.

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  1. #1 babaloeey, Jul 3, 2011
    just sent her a text sayin its not working out

    i recommend doing this if u wanna break up cuz its easy
     
  2. #2 babaloeey, Jul 3, 2011
    or do it over the web which is easier too but i think u might get goaded into a video chat and that can be emotional
     
  3. #3 hiimhi, Jul 3, 2011
    I lol'd
     
  4. #4 liltunechi24, Jul 3, 2011
    lets hear what she says back... hahah i bet that bitch is crying
     
  5. #5 Charlieblazes, Jul 3, 2011
    That's pretty lame, dude... man up and talk to her in person if it was anything serious
     
  6. #6 B.A.R, Jul 3, 2011
    Real men break up through technology.
     
  7. #7 nom de guerre, Jul 3, 2011
    you should break up with your next girlfriend using morse code
     
  8. #8 Super Gum, Jul 3, 2011
    And your next one with smoke signals.
     
  9. #9 King Willie, Jul 3, 2011
    I broke up with my last girl through brail.
     
  10. #10 nug thug, Jul 3, 2011
    this is good

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuwU1m7N4qM]YouTube - ‪iDUMP4U file 03/10/10: Tabytha dumps Brandon‬‏[/ame]
     
  11. #11 Macnub, Jul 3, 2011
    Or learn how to talk like africans with those weird ass clicks, then leave her a voicemail and she'll just be like.. "The fuck is this?" She'll never know.
     
  12. #12 nom de guerre, Jul 3, 2011
    do an interpretive dance that ends with you fading into the shadows, then never talk to her again.
     
  13. #13 smokin_orc, Jul 3, 2011
    anyone who breaks up with their b/f or g/f then its like they one the special Olympics, u may come out a winner but tour still retarded !!! man up and tell her face to face. BE A FUCKING MAN
     
  14. #14 Super Gum, Jul 3, 2011
    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4XO5rl6oWQ&feature=related]YouTube - ‪iDUMP4U file 10/13/10: Jacob dumps Nicole‬‏[/ame]

    Oh my GOD! This one is so funny!!
    Bradley: "You constantly talk down on him."
    Girlfriend: "Is this one of his stupid jokes?"
    Bradley: "You're even controlling his finances!"
    Girlfriend: "Oh my god, did he pay for this!?"
    ...Girlfriend: "I have to train him!"

    rofl!!!
     
  15. #15 Macnub, Jul 3, 2011
    Didn't see that one coming.. Oh wait, yes I did.
    Obvious troll op by the way, "retard".
     
  16. #16 LT Lego Tokez, Jul 3, 2011
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    do it through body language, i mean.. thatd be fuckin hilarious to watch. (shakes head) (points to self) (breaks in half) <--- WTF DOOD.
     
  17. #17 darksmoker, Jul 3, 2011
    wouldnt be that easy for me.
     
  18. #18 zro420, Jul 3, 2011
    pretty lame lol but in high school one of my buddies dumped his girlfriend by changing his facebook status from in a relationship to single haha. she texted him saying what the fuck you asshole blah blah but he never talked to her again. kind of a dick move but i thought it was funny since she was a bitch
     
  19. #19 HankMoody, Jul 3, 2011
    Simply elegant and effective..i like it.
     
  20. #20 NasaJoe, Jul 3, 2011
    This thread coming from a guy who solicited advice from a psy. majors perspective last night.. Can't tell if serious..
     
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