once you start it only gets worse, at firsts its little pieces of whole grain bread, then you become a full blown bagel addict. FUCK I'M EATING ONE NOW!
Yo slices, check out this mad dank loaf of pumpernickel I just copped for $4. The baker and me go way back, he's my boy, I get mad good deals from him. You can see part of my stash in the background. I carry around pounds, slangin dem crumbs every day to pay my child support.
You laugh but its seriously a problem. I used to only eat toast with breakfast but over time that wasn't enough. I started to occasionally eat it with my lunch then I had to have it with every meal. Now I can't sleep without my grains. The Baker on the corner got me hooked on straight yeast for a while. White, rye, sourdough... I've done it all maaaaaaaan. You don't want to be where I am.
"Obama has demanded raids to close down Panera's throughout the country. Although all 50 states have legalized the nutritutional use of bread, the Federal law still considers bread a dangerous illegal food with no acceptable nutritonal value."