Good God they are attacking! Look alive, here they come again. The skulking, rotten zombies have broken through the defenses. I am of course, speaking of the doomed children that follow the fucked up Echo Boomers of the 90's. The Echo Boomers were on the cusp of the technological advancement of our civilization, a time before 9/11 and before the media blanketed television with a thick cloak of preventive censorship. But now the disillusioned Generation Z faction that is so in adept that they cannot comprehend a time before twitter and facebook. I fear the fucking future. Not only is the hierarchy of politics already bought and paid for with from the slicked palms of congress, but now we have to deal with an even stupider generation. Where learning things from books seems alien, and where your answers to lifes questions are only a google away. Constantly plugged in, but not about global issues. Not about the motives of congress and the way our country is headed. But about what Paris Fucking Hilton "twitted" this morning. Celebrity gossip plagues us and the writhing zombie masses eat it up like putrid brains. Groooan. Moooooar. Show us oh merciful zombie god about what passing trends to follow, how to dress, how to be "normal" and thus an active member of society. These god-damn kid junkies are growing up worshiping their pathetic false idols. Before it was Brittany now it's Beiber. Each generation it gets progressively worse. Each generation the IQ goes down a notch. The real scary thing, the thing that makes me eye each passerby makes me think in wordless amazement what this shit-hole has become is that the fucked up Gen Y Echo boomers are the ones peddling this garbage to them! My own filthy collaboration of misfit social retards are plugging new ideas to these greed-monger corporations to what this new generation wants. We didn't even know what WE want and yet these hot new entrepreneurs are turning the zombie mass into their malleable toys. They will feed them the same old shit with a new face. And ever do they grow. More pathetic and weak, more idiotic and helpless. This generation will not be able to fathom VHS, Polaroid cameras, or creative thought without someone facebooking it to your ego-centric profile. But how can there be change? Everyones parents are homophobic God-fearing Americans that grew up learning from the rod and the stern spanking. And now? Now society questions how "normal" it is to spank your child. That there are others means and that now your children can roam free, hopping on the ludicrous ideologies that are forged from the depths of the evil corporate mind. The same malicious minds behind all the "Anti-Drug" commercials. Behind every Disney channel show, every Jonas Brothers song and lurking in the back of childrens minds everywhere. They will teach your children what is "right" what to believe. They will shove this propaganda down their throats, and the throats of the American people. Only "radicals" will oppose them. Any and all third parties trying to take a crack at America. Anyone that disputes them is a "Conspiracy theorist" and we all know that they are crazy loons not to be trusted by anyone. They will rape your children and feed them to wolves. They will skullfuck your grandma and "let the terrorists win". Jesus lord almighty. Do people really believe all this? Unless you can imprint into the minds of the people through a dramatic TV broadcast or widely disputed movie you cannot get anything across. It will be easily dismissed as hersay and unequivocal lies. Books won't be read because anyone under the age of 20 even wants to pick up a book because of what schools have taught children. To dread school, to let social stucture of high school control and shape you into a frightened drone afraid to have opinions. But above all, to fear text. To never want to pick up a book again, because of how incacluable BORING that shit they write is. Who do they pick to write these books anyway? Some English snob from some college from 20 years ago? Not to mention the horrible teachers that instruct half this rabble. These half-drunk asshats are trudging alone the pipeline. Teaching only what is "approved" by the obviously corrupted Districts that govern the schools. And even if the content was fun, teachable to some degree. These slobs of teachers have no interest in helping these kids. They say they do, that they love kids and thats why they teach. But it's really just a ugly paycheck that they live for. A meager salary for their meager methods. But instead of hiring good teachers, paying them more and helping the kids they spend it all on Obamas stupid shit. Two million dollars for moon research, a good trillion for the war, and more and more spending. That's going to help me spend more, when the government can't stop spending themselves. We are so helplessly fucked, so helplessly in debt. So buttfucked by the government and its huge industries that the only help is open revolt. It's become black and white now. You are with us or against us. The true America is Obamas America. Join or die. We've become what we fought against in the founding of our nation. A group of elitist pigs hellbent on controlling whatever we can get our grubbing, twitting, rotting fingers on. Braaaaaains. BRAAAAAAAAAAAAINS.
The internet is the best fucking thing that ever happened, especially when it comes to the government. Why do you think Bush's approval rating was so low? Because he was a shitty president? Every president has been a shitty president! It was the internet that allowed the hate to grow. Clinton was lucky he was before the internet grew with software like forums, blogs, image boards, wikis, youtube, etc. Obama? Low approval ratings because of the internet. Democratic Congress? Internet... How did Ron Paul get so much support? Internet. Don't say it is only for kiddies. Instant communication with anyone, anywhere. That is fucking beautiful... and you're over here talking about zombies? Times change, just because you don't understand doesn't mean it is bad. The teachers and education I dislike, as well... It does breed the wrong kinds of lifestyles for children.
nice rant!!! at least an a-. as ^^ mentioned the interwebbe is a double edged sword. it has, simultaneously, the power to enlighten and to stupefy...it all depends on how you use it.
Just like books and television and schools and everything. It is a tool, and every tool must be utilized properly, I can agree with that. But I mean shit changes, no need to blame the internet. The same kids that are pieces of shit today would have been pieces of shit if they were born thirty years ago, too...
but again, there are some kind of epic trolling forums that people actually believe such as bapistchurch. Man, what a troll site.
Awesome rant dude. Very Thompson-esque. I just wish Thompson were here today though I think him killing himself was inevitable with all the bullshit our government was and still is doing. A paranoid speed freak can only bear so much.
Without the internet we could only find out what we are allowed to find out. Imagine how much less we would know about our governments rushed unmentioned bills or all the declassified dirt we can know pull up on them. Its the best chance we have for people to discover the truth. Until they pull a China on us, enjoy the last bit of real freedom you will know. You can actually hear stuff from other peoples points of view, whereas with tv you only hear a biased view. People have always been god-fearing gullible pansys, who cant think for themselves, its the way of the religious.
Yes, haha. There was a thread titled "Cucumbers - the proof that Atheists are wrong" (something to that effect) It was talking about how cucumbers were 'Created' perfectly for humans, because they fit perfectly into human's hands and into their mouths. Let me find it.
Found it. Some responses. Below is response to above. Uhh. After actually reading through these, I'm convinced that everyone on that site are trolls Here's the link to that cucumber thread.
It wouldn't surprise me if it was fake, but I also find it too easy to be critical of religious people. I'm gonna go with genuine.
On a related note: Insane Clown Posse: And God created controversy | Music | The Guardian Yes, I think that Baptist forum is completely real.
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Thanks for the responses guys. You are right, the internet is a double edged sword. Generally facebook won't help Ron Paul get more votes, because too many people are playing farmville. But its a good thing like C4L and other websites are out there to help the disenfranchised masses.