This week\'s rant-o-rama goes out to minivan drivers/passengers. Not all of you out there(i.e. Nubbin) just those of you who drive around with your nasty feet hung outside the window. FYI, I live on a road that leads to a vacation destination. At different times of the year we see different tourists on the road. Snowbirds heading south for the winter, springbreakers heading for beer, snowbirders fleeing back north from the springbreakers, and this time of year we have mini-van families. Now I know we all need a break and its fun to go to the beach, but keep your big nasty ugly feet inside the car while driving to the beach OK!!!! Yes your feet need sun because you don\'t want them to burn and peel like last year but FUCK, that\'s why you go to a tanning bed the week before going to the beach. Nobody wants to see those funking toes stretched out the window. Don\'t you people realize we have bees, hornets, deerflies, and other types of bugs that will hurt your funk-o-talons if they get hit while you are speeding down our busy highways?????? I am so fucking fed up with driving down the road enjoying a beer and smoke and then have it ruined by some nasty looking foot passing by. YUCK!!!!! So please, help us all out by keeping your feet inside the vehicle at all times. I dedicate this posting to the blue van from Michigan, the red van from Iowa, and the other blue van from Indiana that I saw over the weekend that wree flying the feet from hell out of the side windows.