BOWOWOWWOWOWOW YAP YAP YAP YAPYAPYAP ARF ARF ARF ARF at 8 this morning!!!!

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so, i decides im gonna go sees what all the barkin is about from our many dogs...so i run about a quarter mile down the road then anouther lil bit down this service road thats flooded over by a creek thats been stopped up by a beaver damn, this is on my grandfathers land that butts up against ours, his is mostly creek bottoms and briar patches..and jesus de christo did i ever stomp through them mother fuckers this morning looking for them god damned dogs...

at first i wasnt gonna fuck with em..but they just wouldnt shut up..i hollered out the window..then out the door...then shot the 12 gauge(usually they all run and hide)..but no..they still barkin...now...they are a lil more than a quarter mile away...but they are still loud enough to wake me up in the house..so i says..wtf

i go outside, get a bearing on where they are, and go down there...HOPING they werent all up in this shit

pause for wake n bake.

btw..one of the biggest bowls ive had to myself in awhile here..besides the decent bowl of red hairs from whenever that was.

youll probably also be glad to hear i changed my bong water.

ok..where was i

oh yeah

i go outside..get a bearing on where they are, and go down there....hopin they aint in the briars and mud and creek and shit...well..i get to a spot where i can see em, but i cant quite see what their barkin at..now, gettin to this spot was easy enough, but, gettin to where they are is going to be a MOTHER FUCKER! also, im on one side of the creek they are on the other..and i can hear some other animal..low pitched sound..kinda unnerves me..so i gets a big stick and proceed beatin down these crab infested earth pubes(briars) and makin my way to a better vantage point...also, keep in mind, ive only been up for about 5 minutes by now...then i step into a big freezin cold pool..FUCK...well..i get to THE briars of the land here...hmm..what to do...fuck it, im curious, not quite awake, and if i get mauled in the face by an oncomming rabbit..i can smoke a bowl and laugh about it...i get down on me hands and knees and crawl down one of the rabbit trails in amongst these briars...FINALLY the goin gets easy..and i walk up to the edge of the creek, AND LOW AND BEHOLD

theres are biggest dog, yapping his mother fucking head off like this animal done took his last bag of crack for the next 300 years, with all of our other dogs surrounding it..yapping their heads off, all foaming at the mouth, all frenzied up..general crazy dog in stupid ass domesticated hunting mode or somethin..cuz they werent attacking...just barking in its face..so what did i see..it was the biggest mother fucking arkansas razorback i have ever seen, it was a couple inches below waist high, and im gonna tell ya...im glad i was on one side of the creek and it was on the other...so i yelll at the gods they go off runnin and then this big mother fucker goes crashin through the briars like it aint nothin...so..what do i get out of this trip...nothin..but a buncha scratches and the sight of a big motha

so i get to piddle back through all the shit i just came through..and wind up here..stoned..on grasscity..tellin muh story.

hope you all have a great day.

 

i live in the bnies

 

the dog has big balls?

 

yeah..wild pig

big ol mean mother fuckers too

 

hell..durin deer season they usually drag a deer leg or two up to the yard and chew on it for a bit.

 

ya damned straight....of course...he was on one side of the creek and i on the other...also..i wasnt plannin on seein a big ass razorback neither..i was thinkin coon or beaver or somethin..seen as how that beaver damn is back there

and digit..if thats the rabbit in MP and the HG then..of course not..or i wouldnt tell the tale