Bought a bidet.

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by bigbiscuit, Oct 29, 2012.

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  1. #1 bigbiscuit, Oct 29, 2012
    I bought a bidet and I don't want to go number 2 any other way. why has this not become common practice in the USA ?
     
  2. #2 bigbiscuit, Oct 29, 2012
    Well it's actually a watered down version (pardon the pun) - it attaches to the seat and has a nozzle that mounts to this device with a switch that attaches to the seat and connects to the toilet's water supply. My bathroom is tiny, so there was no room to install a proper, separate bidet - but the principal is the same. The installation was quick and easy - took me 15 minutes. This is similar to what I'm talking about:

    http://www.homedepot.com/webapp/wcs/...a#.UIxhQ2dnGuI
     
  3. #3 Hello there!, Oct 29, 2012
    Have fun in public bathrooms :p
     
  4. #4 CABNumber, Oct 29, 2012
    Once I get my own spot I'll probably get myself one. Cleanliness is next to godliness.
     
  5. #5 ghostonvacation, Oct 29, 2012
    just soak your ass in the sink
     
  6. #6 JeetJeet, Oct 29, 2012
    Sounds like the ultimate fap station to me. Jerk dick while water splashes your ass and balls. Pretty erotic stuff if you ask me.
     
  7. #7 TheDankDude, Oct 29, 2012
    I love shooting things up my bum. I must acquire one.
     
  8. #8 Kman420, Oct 30, 2012
    Things spraying at my bum make me feel bad inside. I'll stick to good old fashioned

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  9. #9 underahoneymoon, Oct 30, 2012
    When I was in Japan I had to deal with them. Really not that great.
    But I did like the ones that played music while you peed so that no one else would have to *gasp* hear you :laughing:
     
  10. #10 riverroadjack, Oct 30, 2012
    Basically water shoots at your ass? Does it make you feel cleaner, or funny?
     
  11. #11 brilla, Oct 30, 2012
    Growing up, my friend had a bidet. It was barbie's bathtub.
     
  12. #12 Guest, Oct 30, 2012
    Seems like it'd make you feel really clean. I've never used one before but maybe someday I'll buy one.
     
  13. #13 Runningw235, Oct 30, 2012
    The house I grew up in had one. We didn't install it, it was just there.

    Thats New Orleans for you, French culture.

    I think I probably played with it when i was a kid, but never used it.
     
  14. #14 1badbruce, Oct 30, 2012
    What's the problem with using a baby wipe to clean up? It's easy, convienient & foolproof.
    Bidet now, Kotex pads next?:D
     
  15. #15 bigbiscuit, Oct 30, 2012
    You're not supposed to flush baby wipes down the toilet, silly.
     
  16. #16 ToastyRoadie, Oct 30, 2012
    Usually there is a bidet next to a standard toilet. :laughing:

    It is generally not considered polite to pee or poop in a real bidet.:D
     
  17. #17 Atomic Stoner, Oct 30, 2012
    Do are you suppose to dry off your ass after that or do you leave your ass all soaking?
     
  18. #18 1badbruce, Oct 30, 2012
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    I didn't sday anything about flushing baby wipes:D My wife has already laid down the law on that one.
    And that Kotex crack was directed at the guys who'd use a bidet, not the women..
     
  19. #19 cookiecrisp, Oct 30, 2012

    There are tons on the market that are flushable nowadays. They say it right on the front of the package.

    You can prove this by dropping one in the toilet, and walking away for a bit. They break up like toilet paper does.
     
  20. #20 hippielama, Oct 31, 2012

    i'm an athiest.
     
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