Free money for everyone! "The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money." - Alexis de Tocqueville
The collapse of American dollar is inevitable so I'm guessing this is a good time to borrow and spend? If so then I'm going to the most expensive school and not worry about the debt that I'm getting.
Well you don't have to worry about student loans anymore, they're nationalized. So now you can go to whatever overpriced school you want and only have to pay the equivalent of 10% of your discretionary income until the day you die. Shhh. Don't think about the consequences of such a brilliant policy. But yea, in 10 years your annual salary could be close to $50,000,000,000 a year so that $100,000 loan will be easy. Better act fast! They're already proposing new bank notes!
I think Monopoly money might actually be worth more than Obama money. You might be better off going to the toy store than the bank...