Border Crossing

I am new to the growing game, and a friend gave me eight nice clones to get me started. I was somewhat frightened by the aspect of bringing these babies home, so I cut the bottoms out of cola cans, and put those wonderful plants in the cans, in a case, with full cans on top of the potted cans.
You see...I had to cross the border into the U.S. from Canada. I've made this crossing over 100 times, carrying some illegal contraband nearly everytime. Never had any problems with the border, but this time, with all the 9 11 BS going on, the border has trumped up the security somewhat, with National Guard helping at each gate. Anyway...they decided to check my vehicle, and the first thing the guard picks up is the case of soda! My little bugger hole tightened up, but I kept my cool, and after he took the four full cans out of the case, he noticed some medicine that I take. I got him to talk about the meds, and he dropped the full cans back into the pop case. Needless to say, I won't be carrying anything for the next few trips, to make sure that I havent been tagged for further stops.

P.S. I was able to save 5 of the 8 and they are growing into beautiful girls.