The best bong smuggle I ever did. Had a ceramic about 13" tall with a main chamber about 4 inches across. I emptied it and smuggled it into a Rush concert in my sock! I was so freakin' paranoid about security and breaking it, but not sure which I was more worried about! I filled it with ice water and bubbled away with some friends in the nose bleeds. They were playing 2112 and it was surreal. What's your best smuggling operations?
I walked 2 miles through town with a 18" straight tube in my hoodie, just holding it at the base through the pockets