Bong hits while watching porn.

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Clay the Hippy, May 21, 2009.

  1. Alright, I need help from you blades and bladies to determine whos right.

    Heres the story: I was chilling at my house, waiting for my friend to come over and we were gunna match. A half hour passes from the time he was supposed to be here, so I say "Fuck it, I'm smoking some without him". There was absolutly nothing on TV to watch, so I go to my computer to surf the 'net while I take some bonghits. I check my email, and my stepdad sent me some porn (Yeah, my stepdad sends me porn...) so I start watching it. I wasn't jacking off or anything. My friend shows up, comes into my room and sees me taking some bong rips while watching porn and starts freaking out about how its gay. He says that its gay that I'm sucking out of a dicklike object, while watching porn.

    I simply laugh and point out the fact that if hes not comfortable doing that, hes obviously not comfortable with his sexuality, and bongs in general, much less when OTHER people do it in the privacy of their own home.

    So heres the question: Is smoking out of a bong while watching porn gay?
     
  2. Um, no. Not unless you're smoking out a bong with one hand and rubbing your friend's dick with the other.
     
  3. i'm just confused as to why your step-dad sends you porn.
    that's what disturbs me here...
     
  4. shit, sorry. i thought u were askin how many people have done that before and i put in yes.... myyy bad.

    no its not gay.
     
  5. You would have to know him, hes a fucked up old biker.
     
  6. its not like your giving the bong a blowjob. i dont see how it would make you gay
     
  7. Only if its a penis bong hahaha
     
  8. No, he was just trying to get a reaction out of you. Or he was hitting on you and he was really nervous.
     
  9. LOL only if it's gay porn.

    Your friend sounds about 12 :laughing:
     
  10. if its gay porn then i guess u would be gay.
    this is a weird story but i guess it applies. once i was chillin with like 4 other dudes and we were smokin a blunt. we had just finished stomp the yard on cinemax and some borderline hardcore stuff came on. we were at least 30-45 min into the movie before we changed it. and we all decided since a)it wasn't gay porn and b)no one was pleasuring themselves or eachother the activity was not wrong in any form.(not saying homosexuality is wrong, but i'm not gay so it would be wrong of me to partake in homosexual activities) we said sometime we'd get some real porn and get baked and watch it but that never happened...
     
  11. This :smoking:
     
  12. nah dude porn and weed go great togther, and if your friend says taking a bong rip is like sucking a dick, then you just tell him to screw off
     
  13. The other day I was watching porn while drinking soda.

    I guess that could be compared to the act of drinking a mans cum.. You should ask your friend if I'm gay.
     
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  14. its only as gay as you want it to be
     
  15. hahaha i lol'd wen i saw the penis bong option
     
  16. Its not gay even if you were jacking off while hitting the bong(okay maybe not while u were doing that's kinda gross.lol) and watching some porn in your won fuckng house it doesnt make you gay.Your friend is obviously someone who's imature and not comfortable with his own sexuality.sry if im mean i had 2jjaer bombs i never drink!!and im feeling kinda angry/drunk i need to hit the bong to help me calm down some:bongin::bongin:........
     
  17. I don't see how thats gay at all...
     
  18. lol I put yes on accident. man me and my 2 other friends would watch porn and take bong hits all day. PORN IS EITHER FUNNY OR JUST PLAIN ENTERTAINING WHEN YOU ARE HIGH!!!

    For some reason your friend's brain is pre-wired to connect 2 redundant activities to each other to imply homosexuality; maybe something is on his mind........
     
  19. dude wtf. r u serious. well think about this. any1 who looks at a bong and thinks cock is strange and might be gay. i look at my bong and think time to get baked. and yes ur friend sounds like a lil kid. tell him to grow up and get his mind out the gutter.
     
  20. Even if it was a penis bong, I wouldn't say it was gay...the only thing that would make it gay is, right before you take a bong hit, you say, "I want your milk in my mouth"....fill up your mouth with smoke, then proceed to blow your load all over yourself...while holding your friend's hand.
     

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