I thought we could only badmouth people from Alabama! (see: RUN FORREST! RUN!) My fav blonde joke: A blonde woke up to her house on fire. She ran to the phone and called 911. (yes, she knew the number!) "HELP! My house is on fire!" she yelled into the phone. "OK ma'am. Now just relax and tell me how we get there," the dispatcher replied. "WELL DUH!!! RED TRUCK!!!!" Stony.....er,...I mean, the blonde replied.
How can you tell if a blonde did the landscaping at a new house? The bushes are a lot darker than the rest of the vegetation.
What does a blonde say after sex? One of 2 things actually. The first being, "are you sure you are all on the same team?" The second thing being, "Next!!!!"
A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me." She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream. The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?" She says "No, I'm really a blonde". "I thought so," he says. "You have a broken finger."
You can take some satisfaction in knowing that your joke up there has now been spread all over the south central US! That was a good un'!
A man is having sex with a blonde he has just picked up in some lonely deserted cow town on the High Plains. During the meoment he asks her "Am I your first lover?" The blonde curiously replies "Could be, you look familiar."
Big Poppa and Smokie, ta'll are hillarious. A blond walks into a doctors office and ask to see the doctor. The receiptionist ask her what was wrong, and the blond replied she had stomach problems. So she sets up an appointment for later that day. The blond comes back for her appointment that evening. The receptionist told her that she would have to take off her head phones. The blond replied " if i take off the head phones I will die". The receptionist thought she would let the doctor handle it. The nurse called her back and told her the dr. would be right in. The Dr. came in and asked the problem was. The blond told him about her problem. He told her she had to take off the head phones so he could examine her. She told him if she did she would die. He decided to examine her with them on. After the exam the doctor wrote her a prescription and sent her on her way. The Dr. wanted to see if she would really die so he pulled the head phones off her head as she started out the door. Bam she hit the floor dead. Tthe doctor said what the hell is this and picked up the head phones and put them to his ear. The words on the head phone were " inhale exhale inhale exhale.Hahahaha I thought this one would be a good laugh..
...so she's got to replace her glasses. She makes an appointment with the opthamologist, and goes. He gets her in the room, in the chair and tells her to cover her left eye and read what she could from the graph with her right eye. Well, imagine how hard that was for her to figure out. So finally the doc says okay here try this, and he puts a paper bag on her head with a hole in it. Now try it, he says, then notices she's quietly crying. He says whats the matter? She says "Well, I really was wanting wire frames."
[quote name='"CiscoKid419"']Wow, this thread is old. Was there even internet back then?[/quote] Lmfaoo how'd you find this. Lmao how'd I find this
Dayum the ten year bump lol What do you do.if a. Blond throws a granade at you.... pull the pin and and throw it back