I thought we could only badmouth people from Alabama! (see: RUN FORREST! RUN!) My fav blonde joke: A blonde woke up to her house on fire. She ran to the phone and called 911. (yes, she knew the number!) "HELP! My house is on fire!" she yelled into the phone. "OK ma'am. Now just relax and tell me how we get there," the dispatcher replied. "WELL DUH!!! RED TRUCK!!!!" Stony.....er,...I mean, the blonde replied.