Long story short, fuck this guy I've been friends with for 7 years. I'm done with him stealing anything and everything from me, I'm done with him talking about me behind my back, I'm done with him acting like I have no idea that he's doing any of these things, and I'm done with him fucking manipulating this "friendship". Fuck him. Fuck his family. Fuck his dog. I hope they all burn in a cancerous hellfire.