I could make this a long story but I wont. I worked for awhile at a jail as a detention officer. When I patted down someone being brought into the jail I found a joint in his pocket. I had to write a report on it and he got in trouble for having it. Now I have received a subpoena to appear in court tomorrow saying that I have to testify against the poor guy. Should I get baked before I go as an act of defiance?
I bet if you did that then they would throw out your testimony. Also, the guy would think it's awesome haha
Get blown as fuck, go in and tell them you can't testify against the guy because you don't remember what happened, and you think it was a different guy.