Black Testicles.

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by smokinokie, Mar 1, 2003.

  1. A man was in a Catholic hospital and not doing too well. He was lying in his bed, with an oxygen mask on. A nurses aide came in and said she was there to spounge off his face and hands.

    He mumbled through the mask, "Are my testicles black?"

    The aide acted a little flustered and pretended not to hear him.

    Again, through the mask he mumbled, "Are my testicles black?"

    "Sir! I'm just here to spounge off your face and hands!" the aide replied

    "But are my testicles black?"

    About that time, two sisters of mercy were passing by and stopped to see what the matter was.

    The man again mumbled thru his mask, "Are my testicles black?"

    Being seasoned nurses they pulled back the blankets, pulled down his shorts, took a look and said, "Nope. They look just fine."

    The man reached up and pulled off his oxygen mask and said,

  2. ROTFLMAO! That is a good one my friend!
  3. LMMFAO!
  4. l,am gonna have a few more bongs and a glass of port and l,a,m sure l,ll find that funny ,lol.[​IMG]
  5. ROFLMAO, that was pretty funny
  6. cute..:)

    dont worry critter youll get it,

  7. i didnt.:rolleyes:
    -*didnt have ta say that
  8. LOL nice, the punch line justs hits ya :D
  9. funny stuff

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