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Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by Lavions, Jul 9, 2012.
My all time favorite
A: What is the New York City Fire Department's favorite song?
A: "It's Raining Men"
Q: What's Al Qaida's favorite football team?
A: The New York Jets
A fireman went home on 9/11 and told his wife that he almost died. "My buddy Stan and I were running toward one tower after the other one fell, he said, "But then Stan got hit by a jumper! Thirty seconds later, the north tower collapsed. If Stan didn't get hit, we both would have been goners!"
The fireman's wife turned to him and said, "Is this going to be a long story?"
Q: What does WTC stand for?
A: What Trade Centre?
Q: What's 9 divided by 11 divided by 01?
A: A good investment in real estate. (A temporary dip in the price of downtown real estate, followed by an almost 100% increase over the next five years.)
Q: What was the last thing going through Mr. Jones' head when he was working on the World Trade Center's 90th floor?
A: The 91st floor.
Q: What's the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
A: Their ankles.
Q: What color were Mohammed Atta's eyes?
A: Blue. One blue this way, the other blue that way!
Q: How many Americans died in 9/11?
A: Who gives a fuck?
Q: What's the biggest difference between 9/11 and the Oklahoma City Bombing?
A: Foreigners once again prove they can do it better and more efficiently.
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it intersects a plane.
Have you heard about the decision about the memorial at the WTC site?
The city decided to go with an open park and the worlds largest franchise of the "International House of Pancakes!"
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Nobody knows since they keep jumping out the window when it gets too hot!
Q: How long does it take to reach the ground from 107 stories up?
A: The rest of your life!
Well, 9/11 sure proves one thing... New Yorkers can really come together in a crunch!
Q: What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
A: Two large planes!
Shit... Well that's one way to get free food!!
This thread is funny as fuck! Keep it goin y'all.
More 9/11 jokes, more!
If any of my family ever died and was featured in a meme i probably would crack a smile, then feel like shit. I already feel slightly guilty...
Everyone should put in their will "Feel free to make funny comments of my untimely death". Then i would feel better.
No child left behind 2.0. That got me.
I will probably put that there Imagine some death like. Choked by banana.
black humor stems from the adult abdjecation of the socio-sexual weight placed on penis size and its importance.
People are mad cuz they gat small cacks, and laugh at people who are brutally murdered.
U sick, small cack havin sunsubishes
Your English... I need to cry...
I didnt almost understand any of that, what you said.
What's faster than a speeding bullet?
a jew with a coupon
Your English... I need to cry...
I didnt almost understand any of that, what you said.[/quote]
If you're saying It's due to him being English that you can't understand him I don't think that's the case. I'm English and I can not understand him at all.
What happened to the Jew that ran into a wall with a boner?
He broke his nose.
Well I just ment those shortcuts like : "U" I hate those :/
Btw I didnt get that Can you say me solution?
Because It's stereotypical for Jews to have big noses his nose hit the wall before his boner did