bizzle bunny funny money...

dizzy dankness, its what we needness
Sassy frassy to the bassy weeza gettin weedless...
bustin ove' to yo home, on my minivan chrome
sippy soup the dizzanko what we need massa holmes..

I'd like a taste test, costco sam-plar
Dont be skimpy now, that shit wont go far
I put the scrilla in yo villa so you can buy grow-shreez
flip it on the other side neeg ima need mo' trees

We got them forests...bizzle-burnin till the break O dawn
dont be clear cuttin brah, just pass me the bong
wanna play a game with me? you gotta match me a ball
count 'em one... two... treee... then take a fizzle-fatty draw!

nah everybody knows wizzeeds harmless,
but try n tell it to the gubby, and watch the duress,
In their eyes they see it simply as the razzler of youth
causin victims to nosh on tato salad N juice

Only crimes been committed here are bizzles shortin points
on their rictor scales...leavin' the shake for their joints
"Massa holmes!" I proclaim, "gimme the kief that I purch-azzd"
"No bizzle bugger!... ima tax you like the Poh-pazz!"

Well god dee-am! Jimi Jo can take a hint!
ima cry a little bert before i soon forgit
about the harsh taxation in this nation i call home,
For the love of freakin gizzle massa throw me a bone!

Dizzle Dizzy!......Its a gooooT high!
Everybody..........Should be feelin all riiiight..

Gimme the push-popz! Chant it with me everybert!!
Gimme the push-popz! Will of the people gettin hurt,
when the po and her gubby come-a-knockin at the yurt,
weeza eat the whole baggy, washin it down with yogurt

Its trippy shippy time! Ima seeing wavy sheeeet!
Shoulda thrown the baggy to the wind instead i had to eat,
what i purched..
it was mine for the take!..
my one concern now,
is if this po is gonna take,
me to the beeg house,
or just a fine for my time
Massa meenas what they gave me....for my evil do crime

So now I gotta earn some cash the only way I know how
Ima go to the forest and cut some ol' growth down
If ya know what i mean, ima slang some more green
and If youre lookin to buy simply gimme a ring...

 

Evil kneeville, would be far beyond retrieval
If he had the balls to try what me and I and we will,
In the upcoming moments, after your upheaval
all of your fuss, an' your muss, over what i find to be trivial

I take a card from my wallet, have a seat at the desk
Pull out sir snorty, and knight that bastard once-a-again,
I bee-gin to crush up, what i believe, to be the best
from a family, of some candy, that was sold-O-pon request....

....to he himself the one your listenin' to...
...the happy, crappy, sappy, jew...
...with a runny fucking nose, and some chattery teeth to chew

Oh where art thou? sir snorty? I start to worry..about you..
I need a repeat, how 'bout it? whats that? not in the mood?
what do you mean? thats impossible! you traitor! fuck you!

Luck has it, you "piece O..", it aint up to you know who!
your only job is to tend, to my wishes, you fucking tube!
so on that note, i wish the utmost of "happy rails, to you!"

.....

well yabby yabba yar, sheeza blows!
down the hatch, sheeza burnin' all the way up the nose,
well thats that! end of story, In all her powdered glory,
I think i'll stop for a moment, to enjoy the warm glow....

....In my back... in my shoulders... in my brain... in my toes
that was good smack, wonderful speed, fantastically fun coke
I liked the ritalin, the adderall, the oxys, the hydroz
hey man whats that pill? you dunno? give her a go!

.......

I think its time for a another drag off my cigarette,
I need to move, to talk, simply express my tourette's
a temptation, for your information, to jabber that i dont quite get
but i forget, and alas, give it complete control of the set

Her name is ecstacy, (no techno biatches not MDMA!)..
...its the loud EUPHORIA!....
....that i will love up until the day...
....that i may leave this world...
....and begin the journey as it may...
....to that big...
....powdered doughnut..
....minus the drips...
....up in spaaaaace...

...."god damn" i hear the echos.."what a fuckin' disgrace!"
"what you're doing is gross!"... (as mcdonalds stuffs your face)
Yeah great, leave a message, and remind me to give a fuck..
what you think..its what i do... it's simply how i play my luck..

..nobody asked if i liked it, when they guzzled their morning cups..
..of joe..
...or popped benadryl...
...or their Tussin DXM syrups...

.."its simply for work... or sleep" you say? oh well nevermind then thats ok..
.."simply for fun" i respond.."GOD DAMN!..ITS AS IF THE DEVIL SPAWNED!"

Oh yeah...i forgot...im Freakin' Taboo...MD..
nice to meet you..you can find me..on the line.. at the city
But if you wanna know the truth, im someone else under these..
..influences from "Uncle Druggist," and "Prince Puckler Sir Snorty"

Which brings me waaay fuckin back to my original point..
..that is..im a pharmacist...under the cloak of a hazy night..
You can find me trippin' balls while settled is a joint..
..between my lips, with some drips, flowing freely from my right..
..Nostril-damos...the one and only..poetic it feels..
but once its gone who will hold me? i'll be handed back the wheel..

god damn it was fun though while it lasted..
I wish i had a dollar, for every time i got blasted..
..I'd turn that shit around and buy me some more fantastic..
..drugs...and bugs... and beezle bogger basket-ballz..

..im gonna fall..
...in the hall..
...if i dont give up and crawl...
..into my bed..
..and lay my head..
..on the pill..

...OH!...

..by the way..
..it may be hear-say..
..but i saw him on the go today..
..sellin goodies, popcicles, and his world famous candaay..

..twas the Ice Cream Man himself, He says "Hello!"..
.."have a nice day.."
..."simply go with your own flow"..
.."be yourself do what you say"...

..(can we get an AH-MAINE!?)..

 

hey ya drunken aussie! if ya cant beat em..join em..the best freestillz are the belidgerant ones mate...let it flow old tima

 

man o man....dave booooong....julias gonna tear you a new one "czar"..

free spirits dont have to use shotguns!

 

aaaaand thats why there aint many aussie rappers