Bitch wont give me food

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Mary Jane Wanna, Jan 2, 2010.

  1. My laptop is here right in front of me, keep telling it to get me some muthafuckin' food that tastes good. But it wont.
     
  2. id break my laptop, without even thinking. just break it.
     
  3. make some laptop legs and youre set man..that and some stuff i know nothing about...mannn. ya get it? ya get what im saying? some fucking legs and some other SHIT!!!;);)
     
  4. Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha
     
  5. My laptop makes me eToast, and if im lucky enough ill catch it in the right mood and ill cook up some iBrunch.
     
  6. you should make your laptop into a grill
     
  7. You could always crack an egg all over your key board. Give it about a half hour and you will have delicious scrambled egg bubbling up for your enjoyment. Voila. Enjoy.
     
  8. www.pizzahut.com

    Just type in your address, click a few times and VIOLA! Food shows up at your door in about half an hour.
     
  9. Screw pizza hut, get Dominos. Btw that is one fucked up sig Fel.Pz.

    Win thread though.
     


  10. Unless I want to drive thirty minutes Pizza Hut is my only option. Plus it's a Wing Street Pizza Hut so they have a bunch of different shit.
     
  11. ever heard of delivery.
     
  12. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db2A9MM-VNw]YouTube - Angry guy kills his own computer[/ame]


    ^ This is what you do.
     



  13. lol..
     

  14. Exactly! Don't forget arms so it can carry the food too. :smoking:
     
  15. computers and food: the future is now

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  16. ^what I was thinking.:smoke:
     
  17. tell the woman to get it, works for me
     

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