I know right! I said supposedly because hes a fucking liar but then again I wouldnt put it past him to have really done it.
dumped a girl by giving her a "friends with benefits" contract on her birthday with a picture of a fat chick on the back telling her its cool to be single all wrapped in birthday wrapping with a hershey's kiss on top
Back when I first start to smoke I think senior year summer or maybe the one before fuck it.. Well anyways this kid would buy weed and smoke me and this other kid up every night and I never paid for any weed that summer. Sort of felt like a dick since he dropped a shit ton of cash on it and I have more disposable income than him so ya..Plus this motherfucker always drove when we cruised LOL. But he sold me an eighth once but the dumbass(thinks it's cool he has done every drug there is) gave me a half O and I gave it back(minus a fat nug of course) and got the right amount. So I like to think we are even.
If its smoking related then nothing too serious. Just the occasional cleaning out of my homies fridge and pantry. In fact this past 420 me and a few buddies munched out super hard, eating 250 dollars worth of his parents fresh grocery from earlier in the day. So that was deffs a dick move hahaha. Any ways I remember back a couple of years ago, myself, along with some of my friends and some chicks were out getting lunch during a spare. It was mid winter and at the time I had very bad phlegm. So we got to this place, grabbed some food and sat down. I was standing up for a moment and took the opportunity to hork a fat lugi. As my phlegm soared through the air I realize I have made a great mistake. The nasty ball of my own mucus landed in the hair of one of the fine ass ladies who came out to eat lunch with us. The funny thing is everybody saw it happen except for her. So while everyone is looking at her, with disgust on their face, she has no clue what happened. So she takes her hand and reaches for her hair. The look on her face is priceless as she runs her fingers straight through the utterly disgusting cold juicy phlegm that came from none other than my own sinuses. Unfortunately for me I felt incredibly embarrassed, and at the same time she was freaking out at the fact that she didn't know how she was going to get the nasty shit out of her hair. Things between the two of us were a little bit weird after that, but whatever. We are cool now! ahaha Im a pretty chill dude, and hate doing shit that pisses people off, so this has probably gotta be one of the relatively biggest dick moves yet on my behalf lol.
haha.. a guy did that to me once at school. i got out and pounded on his window and told him WTF u saw me waiting.. so he says " oh i guess you really want this spot huh?" with a dumbass face. well no shit dude, only been waiting here, he ends up moving after staring me down. i would have seriously pulled him out of the car if he hadnt of left. lucky it was a chick, i would have chased you down and made you move by force.
I once rub my balls on some pizza and gave it to my buddy, i didnt tell him till like 2 months later lol
biggest dick move?? well my dick is pretty big, and i just MOVED it to the left. du dun tssssssssssssss
I locked the door on some kid in dark auditorium room (I told him we were playing hide and seek but I left him in there) I was going to go back but I got too lazy. I got suspended from a trip and missed a kiss.
gave my friend a viagra and told him it was an unmentionable i waited till he got it nice and dissolved then told him whats up lol i held my laugh in for a minute then told him
Changing the channel through the window when my sister was watching tv. spit in this ladies eye off a ferris wheel. buried my friends brother in a hole up to his armpits then put a wheelbarrow over him and banged on it with a shovel. Sent from my SCH-I605 using Grasscity Forum mobile app
sniffed some thongs from friend's mom. I was like 13-14 and damn his mom could get it. Surely not my biggest dick move, but so, so dick.
I asked my brother to borrow his ipod when I was about 16, and used it to watch porn. Accidentally came all over the screen and never cleaned it with anything but a paper towel before giving it back. He asked me why it felt sticky..hahaha.
This one day when it was like the middle of the summer I drove my mom up to the car dealership and then I drove my self him. I was super young and had just barely gotten my license so I was definitely not the best driver. Well I got to take a left turn and it was like one of those double left turn lanes and I was on the inside. Being the sixteen yea old driver I was I didn't realize this and took the turn wide into the other lane. So I totally cut this other dude off. He starts honking and flipping me off. I realize I was in the wrong and just ignore him. Then we pull up to the next light and this fucker is sittin there in his minivan staring me down and flipping me off. I wasn't really in the mood to fight this dude so I just wave at him. The light turns green and immediately the guy floors it and cuts me off. I justfucking see it and predict he was gonna do it so I swerve and avoid him.Then we are cool for a little bit I as I had just floored and got in front of this guy so I wouldn't have to deal with his BS. Then I'm just driving and get on the freeway and I'm cruising in the fast lane jamming to some tunes and I see this guy fucking pin itby me doing 80+ and I'm just cruising at 75. He swerves in front of me and just slams on his brakes. I got fucking lit I was so pissed. Then he does it again... At this point I just slow down to 40 in the freeway and let this fucker get some distance between us. And that's when I realize I have a ton of spare change floating around in my car.so I collect a large handful of pebnnies and proceed to wait for a time when the center lane was open and I could pass this cunt. I see my chance and I just floor it. I'm doing 110 and I pass this guy with my window down. As I pass him I fling all the pennies out and I just great then ping off his door panel and his wibdshield. I look in my rear view mirror and his wind is fucked to the max and I just floor it as fast as I can. I got home and laughed my fucking ass off. Ot was a total dick move but I felt like it wasn't too rediculous but it was fun bay as hell. Sent from my iPhone using
This one time me and my friend were driving around high as fuck. So we found a bag of soccer balls that someone was giving away (Trash pickup day thing). And we took the balls and went to this bridge over a busy highway. We proceeded to throw all of the balls into the highway and ran. Now that I look back at it it was a total dick move, but hilarious.
Probably when I slipped on a dish rag and busted the door off of my buddy's dishwasher. Not really a dick move because it was accidental, but it was definitely regrettable.