bigfoot failed his dna test.

Discussion in 'Science and Nature' started by HolyxXCrapp, Aug 16, 2008.

  1. yeah...that hoping they do an autopsy and find something... why arent they disclosing where it currently is anyway?

  2. Uh.... because it's a fucking hoax?

  3. we found the real one!!!

    quick get the press!! were gonna be famous!!:p
  4. ROAR !!!
    (breaks ur legs and steals ur weed)

  5. Um...because it is not real. If you believe in Bigfoot aka The Abominable Snowman aka Sasquatch, that is a tough pill to swallow.

  6. i'ma go eat some of that jack links stuff and i'll be back to fuck with ya later
  7. how does one do a DNA test on a monkey suit

  8. Probably some dried redneck semen on the ass flap.
  9. bigfoot = fail
  10. Apparently he didnt study enough,

  11. Me thinks it would have been the other way 'round, if you feel me.
  12. Its easier to believe that a species similar to sasquatch exsists, than that the worlds ruling elite are shapeshifting reptilian aliens from another dimention..

    let people believe hes out there, it keeps the idiots from breeding
  13. The guys a well known hoaxer in the Sasquatch researchers community. Just up to his usual tricks.

    You might find a little insight at that link.

    It's people like this that set back the search for credible evidence and bring a bad name to scientists actually looking into a North American great ape.
  14. Haha, he should have studied. Thats what happens when you go out and party the night before a test... you end up with possum dna instead of your own.
  15. thank you all for this thread and teh replies. really made my mood better :D
  16. Oh shit, he a baby daddy!

    Haha, go figure he failed his DNA test. Bigfoot is laughing at us right now.
  17. Aug. 20, 2008 -- Turns out Bigfoot was just a rubber suit. Two researchers on a quest to prove the existence of Bigfoot say that the carcass encased in a block of ice -- handed over to them for an undisclosed sum by two men who claimed to have found it -- was slowly thawed out, and discovered to be a rubber gorilla outfit.

  18. its a government conspiracy. I wouldnt be the least bit suprised if men in business suits and guns made these people say it was a costume, threatened there lives and kept the dead animal for themselves. lmao. :D

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