Best way to make a homemade bowl!

I'm tired of people using shitty tin foil bowls, so I thought I would post my method.
If you want a PERFECT bowl, do this:

Go to any door in your house, and twist off this thing(just grab it, and twist it left, like lefty loosy on a screwdriver):



Then, what you want to do is pull off the little white rubber thing.

Then, you want to bend the top thing over, so you have something to pull the bowl out of the downstem with.
Then make a sharpie downstem, & make some crazy shit. Your bowl should look like this:



Have fun!

 

Nope!
You've obviously never done this since you're assuming it leaves a hole in the wall.
The door stopper is held to the wall by a small metal circle.
That's why I said TWIST it off.
It comes off like a screw would come out of a hole.
Anyway, I just wanted to show a less harmful method than touching flame to tin foil.

 

Well, most door stoppers are made of stainless steel.
And most stainless steel is stainless because the chromium in it forms chromium oxide, which isn't much more toxic to inhale than the smoke your weed/hash is producing.
So you'll be fine safety-wise.
One thing I would say about this method, is to be sure to use a screen.
If you don't use a screen, your herbs are going to fall through.

With all of that being said, don't use a torch lighter.. The higher temperatures from a torch lighter might release some other shit from the metal, but as long as you use a normal bic lighter or a gas station lighter, you'll be fine.

 

Those are actually manufactured to be used as crack pipes. Haha.

 

Hahaha, that's not my doorstop. That was a picture I found on google when googling "doorstopper". And I don't use homemade pipes anymore, I buy glass. This is for people that want to avoid inhaling aluminum toxins.

 

This is in the DIY category. A way to make a bowl and a downstem for a homemade BONG.