Alright blades. Caught my girlfriend cheating on me, one of my bros was going through tinder and found her. Said she was active 2 days ago with the same 5 pictures that are most recent on Facebook. I'm not dumb so I'm obviously just going to break up with her. All I've got to work with is a screen cap of her profile how can I make this an epic ass break up? Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
Best way to break up with a cheater: Quick and in a hurry. Pretend she died. Move on. Don't waste your time doing anything more. My 2 cents. Good luck
Best way to break up with a cheater..... Dude, tell the bitch to fuck off and end it there. Thats all you gotta do
You could take the path traveled in Russian porn.. blindfold and bound her and start fooling around and then swap out with one of your buddies. For some reason, that seems like a popular Russian thing.. in porn that is. Never really seemed like much of a punishment for a cheater though.. it's like 'hey, you cheated on me.. so as your punishment you get to fuck someone else'. Question is though, how do you know she isn't just looking around? I've been on sites like that before while seeing someone but never actually carried through with anything.. just nice to have options.
C'mon better idea than that. He said epic breakup. Oh man ok. Got a friend that is a chick and attractive? Best if you could stage something for when she gets to your place. Like you and a chick (can be friend) in underwear. Then say "sorry babe saw you on tender. Figured we were doing an open relationship thing. Been doing for awhile since I saw you on tender. Or maybe a better idea. Oh man! Bring her to a very nice dinner. Then say you have to go to the bathroom and leave her with a big ass bill. Ha ha. Let's Smoke About It.... - Adam Demamp Organic Grow Journal http://forum.grasscity.com/index.php?/topic/1357687-Sade's-Solar-Adventures
If you have enough time on your hands to make sure your breakup is extra epic, then you probably are really hurt and still in love. That's the LAST thing you want the cheater B to think. I'm not about that shit when people cheat. I'm more like 'erase your existence and let my extremely happy life prove that I'm good' lol Also, he aint got much information to work with here..
Just break up with her man. When you attempt to make a breakup "epic" all it looks like on the outside is that you are pissed about it. If you want to upset her, keep it short and sweet, move on and don't look back. Act as if you don't really care at all.
That's actually somewhat more of what I was looking for. Some epic one liner type thing I can use when I go see her tomorrow to talk to her. All these posts have me cracking up at the restaurant though Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
No need to spice shit up with her. Make it short, sweet, and blunt. Walk away and if she was to tell you to wait, haul ass and don't ever look back. Ignoring her in such a way (if that is her reaction) then, it would make it that much sweeter.
When I found out I was being cheated on, i packed my stuff and left our apartment and left the cancelation fee at the lease office. Cost me over $3000 Didn't return any texts or calls til this day. She left me this big fuck you note that I ignored her, but seems like she was super pissed at WHAT I DID... lol women
Why do you have to put a label on "cheating" breakup"??? I wouldn't break up with her. Still chill with her, it is what it is, get yourself another girl, have fun with her instead, but stay with the chick for a little bit, get SOMETHING out of the time and emotion you invested in. Get with one of friends or something. Honestly breaking up with her seems lame and the thing that everyone would do....make a big scene, publicly embrace her, why not get her fucked up and have all your friends run a train on her. You might be doing her a favor. Dont let her know for sure you know, Having her wonder if you know is a lot better of a mind fuck
I would try to hook up with her through tinder with a false name, then have somebody filming her face when she shows up to the date and sees you. Have some fun with it. You could apply pepper spray to a length of toilet paper and let it dry out, then roll it back up. When she comes out of the bathroom screaming and holding her crotch tell her that you gave her gonorrhea. But really, don't do that. I think it can be considered assault. Would be fucking hilarious though.