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Best Toke Of My Life. Whats Yours

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Bowlz, Jan 16, 2010.

  1. #1 Bowlz, Jan 16, 2010
    Hey this is what me n 3 of my buddys went through to get some dope...:smoke:

    "7:00 pm" (Police)
    It starts at tim hortans. were getting coffees having a good time but we needed weed. so we walk outside. my buddy kyle gets a call from his mom. hes past curfew due to the police. kyles mom called the cops. we seen them coming. we all ran as fast as we could to the school. we chilled there. put on don't worry be happy by Bob Marly and kicked down a few snowmen.

    7:30 pm (Happyness)
    So we finaly call a dealer. He says yeah buddy i can sell you 5 g's. we thought we were home free. the dealers house is on the other side of town. we started walking. by now we have been walking for about 10mins when we stop at another school and have a smoke. a blue car starts circuling the school. then pulls in to the driveway.

    "7:45 pm" (Getting Jumped)
    The guys in the car flash there lights on and off. then honk the horn. we all started walking away to the other side of the school. they come around there. so we turn around and walk to the other side of the school. they came around there to. so we turned around and ran as fast as we could. Jumped the fence and we were now on the road. Gavin managed to run home. the car slowly goes by us. Then floors it away. they pull in a driveway and turn around. we just ran into the forest. n stayed low for about 3 mins. then we walk out trying to get to the dealers house still. a cars coming. kyle says you 2 run back into the forest. so we did. the guys in the car were after kyle. we stayed watch. thank god it wasnt them. so we keep walking. We see the car. it starts going faster. we run jump a fence.

    "8:00 pm" (The Dog)
    We were in someones backyard thinking were safe. we look at the house theres a sliding door with a person stareing at us with a rotwiler at the door. me and my 3 buddys say Fuck No all at the same time. he let out the dog. We all ran once again as fast as we could. i got bit on the leg but it let go. my leg started bleeding but that didnt stop me from running. we jump the fence. and out of that persons yard.

    "8:15 pm" (Home Free We Thought)
    were now on the road. just walking to the dealers house. were about 20mins away at this time. were walking 3 mins later a van drives by not going to fast but was close as hell. the mirror of the van hits my buddys shoulder. my buddy obv fell to the ground. but got back up. his shoulder killed.

    "8:30 pm" (At The Dealers House)
    We get to and in the dealers house. when inside there was 4 other guys with the dealer. i guess they were his friends. we thought nothing of it.the dealer asks. Alex why is your leg bleeding. i said got attacked by a dog. the dealer says Dayton why are you holding your shoulder. he said i got hit by a van. he says Kyle anything happen to you? he says nope. the dealer says well thats good eh. the dealer hands us the 5 grams witch looked like 6 grams. we go to hand him the money the dealer took the money. then tryed to grab the weed back! The dealer punches kyle in the face. witch broke his nose. kyle got up. the dealer threw the bag of weed and money when he hit kyle. By the bag of weed there was about a half ounce near it. me and dayton were fighting the dealer and one of his friends. kyle ran for our weed. grabs the money and weed. then grabed the other half ounce near it. he yells BOYS RUN!

    "8:45 pm" (HomeFree)
    We run outside. Run into the forest. And don't stop. we find another fence. jump that. finaly were at another road after about 5mins of running. we made it back to gavins house. didnt say a word. rolled a blunt and had a hookah packed. we started the hookah. each took a deep toke. and said with smoke coming out of our mouths.
    "We Made It" and gave eachother props.

    I have never had such a nice toke of weed.

    What Happend.

    ~Alex~
    - Ripped Pants & Jacket.
    - 13 Stiches In His Leg

    ~Dayton~
    - Badly Brused Shoulder
    - Ripped Jacket

    ~Gavin~
    - Nothing He Made It Home To Talk To His Dad

    ~Kyle~
    - Broken Nose
    - Black Eye

    If You Red This. Thanks For Reading This Wall Of Words. Happy Toking:smoke:
     
  2. #2 Magicaldonkey, Jan 16, 2010
    One of the best stories I've read!

    Haha that's amazing.
    Hopefully it's true, I see no reason why it'd be
    made up, but yes haha.

    Any pics of the weed?
     
  3. #3 Man Plus Eyes, Jan 16, 2010
    I had just given blood. I had to rush to get to my dealer.

    Then I smoked.

    I was losing track of what happened half a second before,

    Metallica was playing, but the words didn't make sense. "ack some ack, do some ack"

    I lay down on the bed and caressed my face with my pipe.

    As different surfaces touched my face, they created a psychedelic pattern, like a bright purple shiny grid representative of what was touching my face.

    I must have done this for like an hour. It was like a face orgasm.

    Another time I was playing guitar hero with my laptop, but using my keyboard to type the lyrics as the song played

     
  4. #4 NugInTheRug, Jan 16, 2010
    This doesn't make sense. If the dealer had other 4 guys with him, why would only one of them helped fight you guys? ESPECIALLY when kyle grabbed all their weed.
     
  5. #5 CannaClay, Jan 16, 2010

    Good job, Im all about an eye for an eye. After he punched me I would have taken all his weed too. Happy Toking! and +rep for showing that thug hats up.
     
  6. #6 iblazei, Jan 16, 2010
    ya man props if this story is real shady dealers deserve what they get
     
  7. #7 Bowlz, Jan 18, 2010
    Idk why the other guys didnt come in lol. they obv didnt have much respect for his friend
     
  8. #8 ceecee360, Jan 18, 2010
    Sick story man mines defs sub par to yours. i back up on a golf coarse just taking tokes out of my pipe with my friends. This whole time im sitting down. When i stand up after im done smoking everything just hits me. i just got completely messed and where i live the snows just melting so there are patches of white here and there... I was looking at my feet concentrating and all of a sudden the snow around me changes colors from an off colour white to a white with a tint of blue then with a tint of red then with a tint of purple. one by one the colors are changing. Im tripping soo hard but it feels awsome im swearing my mouth off just looking at the ground then the snow feels like its moving around me like an aura at my feet with all the colors still changing and i dunno it just felt amazing... Best toke sesh of my life and more to come :) Happy tokin smokers and jokers :smoking:
     
  9. #9 Bowlz, Feb 6, 2010
    Lawl who wrote there storys nice
     
  10. #10 Tripple A, Feb 6, 2010
    Wait... why were you guys walking in the first place? I don't like age police, but I'm gonna have to call it out.

    Nonetheless, good story. I know a gavin in my town too man, and he's a huge stoner lol.
     
  11. #11 I_Milk_Bongs420, Feb 6, 2010
    Inspiring, keep it green man:smoke:
     
  12. #12 ThatscoolIguess, Feb 6, 2010
    I think the guys in the blue car just wanted to give you free weed really badly
     
  13. #13 Hinkleberry, Feb 6, 2010
    I loved the story! Make it into a movie!
     
  14. #14 dudeimoncoke, Feb 6, 2010
    Seems like something that would happen in a stoner movie.
     
  15. #15 Zr-01stamg, Feb 6, 2010
    Fuck man sounds like a hell of a night atleast you got a free half o and 5 G's :wave:
     
  16. #16 Yary, Feb 6, 2010
    Hahhaa, Dude, best story ever! Harold ,Kumar and friends haha.
     

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