Best tips for getting weed outta your system?

pshh best of luck buddy.
might as well kiss that job goodbye.

 

I just don't get why you would apply for a job while smoke a dub a day.

IMO get clean piss or synthetic urine like monkey wizz. Cause your pee is no good and won't be for at least2-3weeks

 

the best you can hope for is dilution and a cheap/shitty test. drink a ton of water or green tea. And eat asparagus, that's something my brother does but quite honestly I don't know why. Maybe to add color to his urine.

 

Smoke another blunt man, its the only way

 

Just seems a little irresponsible to me but hey, its your life.

Did the employer or job post ever talk about a pre-employment drug test? Sometimes companies will hire you, and then do random DT, or they do it on the spot. hope things work out for the best.

 

Probably shit out of luck. Drink a lot of water and make sure you have to pee really badly when you get your drug test.. Best of luck!

 

Damn. Goodluck man!

 

Fake piss is your best option, ask a friend to help you out. Second best in synthetic urine, third best is drink a shit ton of water, like 10 liters a day and work out constantly, eat non fatty foods, and do it continually for like a week.

 

drink a shit ton of water, drink some cranberry juice (its a diuretic), take some niacin, work out, and pee often
if you know the day of your drug test then eat fatty foods the day of the test so instead of anything 'contaminating' your pee from the fatty cells already in your body, you give them some fresh fatty cells.

 

Drink alot of water,&Cranberry juice,Workout or jog so you could sweat. sweating alot & pissing alot is pretty much key to cleaning your system Lol

 

I've passed a drug test with 24 hours notice and my habit was/is equal or more extreme than yours. How I did it? Anywhere from 64-128 ounces of water, and 64 ounces of lemon lime gatorade with Certo mixed in, a multi-vitamin, and an aspirin. Now you need to start on the water as early as possible, and piss as often as possible. Be careful not to drink the water too fast as you can greatly harm yourself. Maybe 90 minutes before the test drink the gatorade and pop the vitamin for a yellowish color. Piss as little as possible at this point until test time. Since then people say that Certo and aspirin are a waste of time, but I have never skipped them because I've never failed a test through this method. You will probably need to piss every couple minutes for a bit that day, but if the job is worth it, it can be yours.

 

[quote name='"bobmentoes"']Fake piss is your best option, ask a friend to help you out. Second best in synthetic urine, third best is drink a shit ton of water, like 10 liters a day and work out constantly, eat non fatty foods, and do it continually for like a week.[/quote]

I just can't decide between the fake piss or the synthetic urine.

 

Drink a shit load of alcohol!

 

Exercise

 

You are most likely gonna fail. Go buy synthetic piss. It does work

 

ask your pregnant sister for her piss.


Haha Chong-Style

 

My best advice: smoke some blunts with whoever will be testing you