Haha is that a real headline? Or is it for like one of those spoof papers like the Inquirer or whatever.
aaa SMEATO. this guy is a legend in glasgow. when our airport got attacked a lot of bystanders just ran up and started fighting with the guys that tryed to crash a jeep filled with explosives into the airport. funny as hell. he said in an interview afterwards When asked what message he had for the terrorists he said. "This is Glasgow, we'll just set aboot yeh." When asked how he tried to restrain the terrorist he said. "Me and other folks were just tryin tae get the boot in and some other guy banjoed him." banjoed = kicked in the nuts. this pretty much summerises glasgow