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  1. I Got 5 On It Lyrics
    Luniz

    I Got 5 On It
    Luniz
    Album: Operation Stackola


    1-People in Oakland...Oakland
    Woo, see I'm ridin higher and higher, woo-oo
    Kinda broke so ya know all I gots five, I got five

    (VERSE 1)
    Player, give me some brew an I might just chill,
    but I'm the type that like to light another joint
    Like Cypress Hill
    I'm steal doobies spit loogies when I puff on it,
    I got some bucks on it, but it ain't enuff on it
    go get the S-t. I-d-e-s
    never the less, I'm hella Fresh,
    rollin joints like a cigarrette
    so pass it cross the table like Ping Pong,
    I'm gone, beatin my chest like King Kong,
    it's on, wrap my lips around a 40,
    and when it comes to get another stogie,
    fools all kick in like Shinobi
    no, me ain't my homie to begin with,
    it's too many heads to be poppin at my friend hit it
    unless you pull out the phat, crispy
    five dollar bill on the real before its history
    cos fools be havin the vaccum lungs,
    an if you let em hit it for free,
    you hellar "dum-dum-dum-dum"
    I come to school with a taylor on my earlobe
    avoidin all the thick teasers, skeezers, and weirdos
    I be blowin up the land like where tha bomb at?
    give me two bucks,
    you take a puff, and pass my bomb back
    suck up the dank like a slurpy the serious bomb
    will make a nigge go delirous like Eddie Murphy
    I got more growin pains than Maggie
    cos homies nag me,
    to take the dank out of the baggie


    1-I got five on it,
    grab your 40, let's get keyed
    I got five on it,
    messin wit that Indo weed
    I got five on it,
    it's got me stuck and not go back
    I got five on it,
    potna lets go half on a sack

    (VERSE 2)
    I take sacks to the face,
    whenever I can,
    don't need no cruch
    I'm so keyed up,
    till the joint be burnin my hand
    next time I roll it in a hampa (slang for hav-a-tampa cigars)
    to burn slo,
    so the ashes won't be burnin up my hand, bra
    hoochies can hit,
    but they know they got to pitch in,
    then I roll a joint that's longer than your extension
    cos I'll be damned if you get high off me for free
    hell no, you betta bring your own spliff, chief
    wassup, don't make me sip that,
    better pass the JOINT!
    stop hittin cos you know ya got Asthma
    crack a 40 open, homie, an guzzel it,
    cos I know the weed in my system is gettin lonley
    I gotta take a whiz test to my P-O
    I know how I failed cos I done smoked major weed bro,
    an everytime we with Chris that fool rollin up a fattie,
    but the Tanqueray straight had me
    (repeat 1)

    (VERSE 3)
    (2)hey, make this right man,
    stop at the light man,
    my yester night thang got me hung off the night train
    you fade, i face
    so let's head to da east
    hit the stroll to 9-0 so we can roll big, hot sheets
    I wish I could fade the ache
    but I'm no budget,
    still rollin a 2 door cutglass, same 'ole bucket
    foggy windows, soggy Indo,
    I'm in tha land gettin smoked wit my kinfolk
    (1)been smoked,
    yuk'll, the sprayer lay it down,(yuk stands for yukmouth)
    up in the OAK the Town
    homies don't play around,
    we down to blaze a pound
    then eaz up,
    speed up through the ESO drink the V.S.O.P.
    P up with the lemon squeeze up
    and everybody's rolled up, I'm da rolla
    that's quick to fold a blunt out of a buncha sticky dosia
    hold up, suck up my weed as all you do
    kick in feed, cause where I be's we need tab like a foo-foo
    (rpt 1)
     
  2. Pick it
    Pack it
    Fire it up, come along
    And take a hit from the bong
    Put the blunt down
    Just for a second
    Don't get me wrong
    It's not a new method
    Inhale
    Exhale
    Just got an ounce in the mail
    I like a blunt or a big fat cone
    But my double-barrel bong
    Is gettin' me stoned
    Homeskillet
    There's water inside don't spill it
    It smells like shit on the carpet
    Still it
    Goes down smooth when I get a clean hit
    Of the skunky, phunky, smelly green shit
    Sing my song
    Puff all night long
    As I take hits from the bong
    Hits from the bong y'all

    Hits from the bong
    Gonna get high
    Hits from the bong
    Gonna get high

    Hits from the bong
    Gonna get high
    Hits from the bong
    Gonna get high

    Let's smoke that bowl
    Hit the bong
    And then take that finger off of that hole
    Plug it
    Unplug it
    Don't strain
    I love you Mary Jane
    She never complains
    When I hit Mary
    With that flame
    I light up the cherry
    She's so good to me
    When I pack a fresh bowl I clean the screen
    Don't get me stirred up
    The smoke, through the bubbling water
    Is makin' it pure so I got ta
    Take my hit and hold it
    Just like Chong
    I get the bowl and I reload it
    Get my four-footer and bring it on
    As I take hits from the bong

    Hits from the bong
    Gonna get high
    Hits from the bong
    Gonna get high

    Hits from the bong
    Gonna get high
    Hits from the bong
    Gonna get high

    Hits from the bong
    Gonna get high
    Hits from the bong
    Gonna get high

    Hits from the bong
    Straighten your dick out
    Gonna get high

    cypress hill's hits from the bong
     
  3. man i was jist thinking about the same song as asecond ago and was gona put it up here and you jus done it, what a concidence or jus the unexplained:eek:
     
  4. Wierd coincedent isent it
    heres another

    Hello, I'm Dr. Greenthumb
    Have you ever had the problem of running out of weed
    and just can't find some anywhere?
    Well try my Dr. Greenthumb grow tips
    I'll show you how to grow inside and out
    From seed to clone, and the best homegrown
    And if you're afraid of those pesky pork choppers in the sky
    No worries, we'll fix them too
    with one of our Dr. Greenthumb 'Sizzlean' screens
    to block the nosy pig's vision
    Don't believe me?
    Just ask one of my many satisfied clients here Jed Sanders
    how well it works

    \tHyuh, hyuh, hello mah name is Jaid
    \tAnd ahm a farmer and I've been growin
    \tmary-jah-wana fer about twenty years and uhh
    \tuhh, with Dr. Greenthumb's 'Sizzlean' screen
    \tI don't hafta point my shotgun
    \tat them pesky porkers no more
    \tThanks Dr. Green, you're tha shit

    Yes, Dr. Greenthumb's got it all, I guarantee it
    Try my book and you'll have the chronic in no time
    *lighter flicks* Dial 1-800-713-GROW
    *inhaling noise* That's 1-800 *cough cough* *inhale*
    *lighter flicks* 713 *cough cough*
    G *inhale* R *inhale* O-W

    "Hello Dr. Greenthumb, paging Dr. Greenthumb!"

    [B-Real]
    Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb
    I'd like to tell you just where I'm from
    In the hills where the trees grow wild with weed fields
    The fucking pigs with shields holding the blue steels
    Greenhouse effect with the weed connect
    (Doctor) DEA can't keep Greenthumb in check (Doctor!)
    HPS, God Bless the whole crop
    Please God, don't let me see no cops
    Trunkload, ready to hit the highway
    Don't let the eye in the sky fly my way
    or we gonna have big trouble, that's no shit
    Can't be growin without no permit
    but fuck that, I study the 215 trip
    That way when they come they can suck my dick
    Weed can't grow without attention
    Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb

    Chorus:

    [B-Real] Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb
    [SenDog] Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb!
    [B-Real] I'd like to tell you just where I'm from
    [SenDog] Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb
    [B-Real] Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb
    [SenDog] Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb!
    [B-Real] I'd like to tell you just where I'm from
    [SenDog] Aiyyo Dr. Greenthumb, come on back one time!

    [B-Real]
    People can't live without the herb man
    If not they'd be drinkin and drivin and swervin
    but thanks to Dr. Greenthumb weed grow
    in the backyard or inside with hydro
    To the cush plant brushin a tangerine dream
    Tasty, blowin a fuckin smokescreen
    Cycles of weed are constantly grown
    Somebody give me the razor to cut groves
    I'd like to stop, but it feels so good
    Horny plants stinkin up my whole neighborhood
    Sticky angel, I wanna leave it alone
    but never ever ever gotta worry from my home
    What that funny sound knockin at the door (Open up it's the DEA!)
    Sorry Greenthumb can't talk no more
    Please don't follow me into the sun
    Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb

    Chorus 1/2

    [B-Real]
    Out from the lab, no need for rehab
    If I can't drive then call me a cab (ese!)
    In my closet the weed is dried out
    Like Eiht said, ain't no place to hide out
    I don't wanna buy no weed from no cop
    Get knocked up and they close up my shop
    That's why I buy no weed from no one
    That's why they call me Dr. Greenthumb
    The scientifical, mystical one
    Growin my crops with the rays of the sun
    Come one come all and see how it's done
    If you see the pigs there's no need to run
    Cause some of these pigs are down with Greenthumb
    But you never know what be the outcome
    You see the photo in the album
    The weed is growin like my erection
    Look I never told you where I was from
    Some call me Real, but I'm Dr. Greenthumb

    Chorus

    \tDr. Greenthumb
    \tDoctor, your Bulova plant needs special tending to
    \tDoctor, we need more oxygen we need more CO2
    \tDoctor, Dr. Greenthumb you're needed
    \tDoctor, dahyahahahhh... Doctor
     
  5. Lil' Rob
    High Till I Die

    *lighter sparking up*
    *inhale, cough*

    {Lil' Rob speaking}
    What's up?
    Lil' Rob
    Back on my own
    The way it should be
    The only way that it can be
    Let's take to the sky

    {Lil' Rob}
    Pack my pipa full of grieffa
    Just like my woman
    I could never leave her, cheat her, need her
    So I take a puff and another puff
    Exhale, then I take a breather
    Cause I'll take my time and do it right
    I know where I'll be tonight
    Clouding the night in my mind
    Feelin' fine, this is mine
    You wanna get high?
    Well come back another time
    When you really want to fly
    Cause I plan to take it to the point
    Where I don't know my name
    Won't even know where I'm at
    But want to come back
    To this place, where I sit
    Rather your lips will take a hit
    Prepare for licked, bring the pipe
    Or a spliff I hit is swiff
    God's gift, to this world, got me in a twirl
    In a whirl, everything I see is plural
    I'm just blazing, hallucinating
    And I can't lie, smoking crepa chocolate tie
    Lemon teardrops falling from my eye
    Take to the sky, on my natural high
    Till the day I die

    {chorus}
    High till I die
    I wanna get high, so high
    High on the natural high

    {Lil' Rob}
    I can smoke it on my own
    Never leave me alone
    I'm in my zone
    Stoned to the bone
    Me in the dark, sittin' in the park
    Forgettin' everything that hurts my heart
    So I spark another joan, what's the poem?
    Escape from reality, into a fantasy
    That's sexuality, feel the passion
    When the smoke is passin'
    Everlastin' type of bud
    When I smoke my buds
    Takes me to a place
    Smile upon my face
    Cause she sets me free
    From the things I see
    Let me be somebody, hear my plea
    It's only me, I'd rather be lonely
    Roll it on my own, cause I hold my own
    Toke it on my own, used to think of dyin'
    Now I think of flyin', like I've never flown
    Spread my wings and fly
    Why lie? It's something that I can't deny
    Take to the sky, on my natural high
    Till the day I die

    {chorus}
    High till I die
    I wanna get high, so high
    High on the natural high

    {Lil' Rob}
    Life is like a maze
    Got's me in a craze
    So I hide away in marijuana's maze
    Change my evil ways
    Stayin' half a day
    Captured in the rapture
    Love the way she plays
    Got's me feelin' very loose
    Dizziness, love it when I feel like this
    I'm real like this, smokin' all this flavored shit
    It's time to call it quits
    But once again my lighter flicks
    And I take another puff
    Just can't get enough
    Of this happiness
    Smoking canibus
    Devotion to my potent potions
    What I've chosen, love it when my time is frozen
    Gots me in that motion, like I'm close to floatin'
    Takin' to the sky, when I want to fly
    And I'm sittin' on my cloud, like Joe Buton
    Don't stop now, la grafepa gone, and I'm gone
    It's the wicked, slicked, slide, type a guy
    With, it's something that you can't deny
    Take to the sky, on your natural high
    Till the day you die

    {chorus}
    High till I die
    I wanna get high, so high
    High on the natural high

    Ooooo
    Check this out
    Lil' Rob
    Pass me another one
    Feels so good, feels so good
    Up in my chest
    No stress, no stress
    Smoking on Mary
    Ooooo, I wanna get high, so high
    Ooooo, so high, so high, so high
    On the natural high
     
  6. Styles- Good Times

    Chorus I get High, I get High, I get high, I get high, I get, high, I get high, I get high, High on your memory, High on your memory, High on your memory; I get High, High, High, High; Can I get High, High, High, High; Can I get high, high; Can I get high, high, high; Can I get high, high, high, high; Can I get high, high, high, high; Can I get high, high, high, high; Can I get high, high, high, high; Can I get high, high, high, high.

    Verse 1- Everyday I need an ounce and a half, SP the only flower that you know with a bounce and a half, listen kid I need a mountain of gas could roll up, hop in a whip and like bounce to the Ave. I get high cause im in the hood, the guns is around, it take a blunt, just to ease the pain and humble me down, and I rather roll something up, cause if im sobbered up dog, I might just flip, grab my guns and just hold somethin up. I get high as a kite, im in the zone all alone, motherfucker in case Iím dieing that night, so I roll them up, back to back, fat as I could, you got beef with Styles P I come & splatter your hood.

    Chorus-

    Verse 2 - A yo I smoke like a chimney, matter fact, I smoke like a gun, when a killer see his enemy, I smoke like bob marley did, after that I smoke like the hypies did, back in the 70ís, stick with the finishing touch, get pissed at, Iím a finish the Dutch, I get high like birds and the planes, I get high when bullets hit faces after words get exchanged, I get a rush off the Blood on the walls, you understand like the X5 pedal when its touching the floor. I get high because fuck it, whatís better to do, and I gonna never give a fuck, because im better than you. Chorus- Verse 3 - Im a smoke till my lungs collapse, im from everywhere, cause terror over guns and crack where a dollar bill is powerful, I smoke weed, because time seem precious, and I know what a Hour, Do high for a living, jots to ride for a Liven. With my real giants naggers that will die for liven, shit I get as high I could, cause if you see things like I see things cause im a die in the hood, motherfucker, understand its full service to you, I donít smoke the weed if it ainít purple or blue, and you can name any rapier if you want to die, this is SP dump to you, bitch I get high.

    Chorus-
     
  7. Kottonmouth Kings - So High

    It's time for 'Real Talk' with Bobby B
    Attention young ladies, attention young ladies
    Man homeboy's over here in the garage with 4 1000's
    Powder nutrients growing in the dirt
    Takin' 4 and a half months not even getting a full peak
    Ya know, ya know, ya know.
    In a room the size of a telephone booth
    Using liquid nutrients, (buds swell rock, wool?)
    One 1000 watt high pressure sodium
    (kevorki?) buds the size of a fuckin' Volkswagen,
    Ya know what I'm talkin' about, you do the math motherfucker.
    What's up smokers?
    Another suburban noize joint for you to pull on
    Stoners Reeking Havoc

    ---

    I'ma get you so high, I'ma make that ass fly.
    Hit the bong, stand by
    I'ma get you so high

    Back up off me, I need room to puff
    Fuck Babylon, man I can't get enough
    I smoke, so I like it going down
    We're all getting lifted cuz I just stole a pound
    Two hits and pass, that's what Saint's yellin
    Fuck that shit, I'm hittin till my mind's jelly
    And when I'm done, I'll head to Flannagan's
    To play some pool and that's with a couple friends

    Grab a sack, it's off to a local park
    Break out the bong, pack it tight and let it spark
    Windows up so the bug's gettin fishbowled
    And if you're in you can't escape the indo
    Oh shit, it's gettin deep into my mind
    I took 7 hits off that bud called kind
    Close my eyes, my mind starts joggin
    Here I go again, man, my mind's boggling

    I'ma get you so high, mind boggling
    I'ma make that ass fly, mind boggling
    Hit the bong stand by, mind boggling
    I'ma get you so high

    Here I go reminiscing about the weekend
    Takin time to remember where my shit has been
    Dinner to dancing, fly girl romancing
    Ballin with the homies, smoking buds and relaxin
    (?) that shit is how I was smoking
    Fuck this schwag weed, indo is what I'm tokin
    Splif to my lips as I tilt my head back
    Lookin like a mack cuz I'm down to blaze a sack
    I said inhale, exhale, kottonmouth hits so I said 'that's swell'
    Pass a tweak to the left, party busters set in
    I need some fresh air cuz I'm high off that in
    Walked towards the door but man I didn't get far
    High kicked in, I took a seat at the bar
    As I look into the sky and the air starts fogging
    Here I go again, yo my mind's boggling

    I'ma get you so high, mind boggling
    I'ma make that ass fly, mind boggling
    Hit the bong stand by, mind boggling
    I'ma get you so high

    Here I go getting deeper into my mind again
    Thinking bout good times, smoking kind again
    By myself so you say, am I a stoner or a loner
    Man I can't cope with this lil hell that I'm livin in
    I got family members fiending from the cocaine
    And loved ones locked up in prison
    That's why I'm bailin' ya'll, man fuck the system!
    all the pressures of this life get me frustrated
    So I reach for the bong so I can get faded
    I blaze a bowl and it take me to another level
    To escape the pain and all my life's trouble
    Close my eyes, pray take the pain away
    Ask the lord should I live to see another day
    Rob Harris died, I guess this is one of life's little tests
    ...take a bullet to the chest
    (Money can't buy me my?) first real true love,
    died at 23, now she's waitin for me up above
    Get the pipe, pack it tight, start hoggin
    Here I go again motherfucker my mind's boggling
     
  8. Seems to be an emphasis on hip hop so far in this thread. Swollen Members' new CD just came out and there is an awesome weed song called "Dynamite".

    Prevail:
    Reefer madness kif and black hash
    A little bit of oil on the paper I like that
    Come on man light that, the Amsterdam Flame,
    NYC Diesel, Kali Kush to the brain.
    So many strains in my life so chill
    Take a bong load, listen to some Cypress Hill
    My mind is filled, head space stays creative
    Music plays in my head till I recreate it.

    Madchild:
    Don't make me angry (why?)
    My skin go green,
    Mad throw man thru the window screen
    Love me or hate me no in-between
    All my friends grow Endo in BC
    Get so high, I can't take it
    Walk through my house with a sharp knife naked
    I'm paranoid and I can't stop shakin
    Now it's all good though I smoke Jamaican

    Mr. Vegas:
    Strong Jamaican accent so it's pretty hard to tell what he's saying.
    I can decipher one line though.
    -When me feeling low I love me Indica, me Indica I love me Indica.

    Prevail:
    No stems or seeds, sticky and fruity
    Some are blonde and others are ruby red-headed beauties
    Doobies and blunts, the pipe or vaporizer
    25 an eighth from my favority supplier
    I'm higher than Hendrix when he made Purple Haze
    I'm amazed. As long as I've got herb to blaze
    I'm in a good mood, attitue extremely positive
    It's like I'm in a dream and the green's the cause of it.

    Madchild:
    It gets intense, sticks of insence
    Roll that hit that shit to get bent
    Smoke and I feel I could leap through time
    Thoughts streak through my mind
    I peak through the vine. Sometimes
    I might have a hard time breathin
    Think my heart's gon' stop for no reason
    I just try to sit back, relax, and zone out
    If you bring bad energy my way, get thrown out.
     
  9. jesus guys no lil wyte yet?



    [Chorus]

    Break it down (Break it down)
    Roll it up (Roll it up)
    Lite it up (Lite it up)
    Get high. get high, get high

    Break it down (Break it down)
    Roll it up (Roll it up)
    Lite it up (Lite it up)
    Get high. get high, get high

    Break it down (Break it down)
    Roll it up (Roll it up)
    Lite it up (Lite it up)
    Get high. get high, get high

    Break it down (Break it down)
    Roll it up (Roll it up)
    Lite it up (Lite it up)
    Get high. get high, get high

    [Verse 1] Lil Wyte

    Im smokin on some killa kill
    Yep yep Im high
    Gotta do it ev'ry day
    Why? Thats my lifestyle
    grape cigarello filled up with good dro
    Ridin down Broverly tell me what you hit fo
    Come around my way better be prepared to cheif
    We twist em right up out the fuckin' OZ
    I be token till 6 o' clock in tha mornin'
    As long as no one comes in to stop me
    Im Lil Wyte the almighty good weed connoisseur
    Hydro, dont ever come to ya cheap
    If Im in the Memphis city streetz
    Ima get the best trees
    all the smack smokers can read it and weep
    I lay back in the Cut
    Smokin on a big blunt
    Waitin on a call to get some more cronic
    This shit one hit will sit cha down
    have ya chokin all night ready to vomit
    50 bags out tha sack in them houes mayne
    Will have a pot head like me spinnin insane
    Amounts of cash out these bags
    of this purple kush, jack frost, and this blueberry hured with cane
    I got some right here ta knock ya dick in the dirt
    And Im bout to pull it up out my pocket
    Take it slow, dont hit it too hard
    This is liable to pull ya neck
    right up out its socket

    Break it down (Break it down)
    Roll it up (Roll it up)
    Lite it up (Lite it up)
    Get high. get high, get high

    Break it down (Break it down)
    Roll it up (Roll it up)
    Lite it up (Lite it up)
    Get high. get high, get high

    Break it down (Break it down)
    Roll it up (Roll it up)
    Lite it up (Lite it up)
    Get high. get high, get high

    Break it down (Break it down)
    Roll it up (Roll it up)
    Lite it up (Lite it up)
    Get high. get high, get high

    [Verse 2] Lil Wyte

    Ima a California dough dough
    marijuana inspecta
    Always in slo-mo like I been screwed
    Keep me on the low low
    like a private eye
    When its time to get high
    Ill make the call to you
    Ive been keepin some good shit
    Ohhh all the good shit
    Give me a name and
    Ill find it and blow it
    If I cant locate within week
    We'll get the seeds
    And we'll fuckin grow it
    Aint no thang to me
    Pimpin' its just me
    Really it all depends on the consumer
    How many times have you heard of it
    causin' a heart attack or givin someone a tumor
    None! I said it, not a one
    Zero, slich, nodda, zero
    Ill take a mothafuckin pound to the head
    Ima stoner, call me the ganja hero
    Laugh at what you wanna laugh at man
    Crash where ever you wanna crash at man
    After you hit this blunt, take a puff of this silvia
    It'll put cha in the trashcan
    I smoke almost everything I can inhale
    Sticky shit, he's got Forbidden Fruit
    I said break it down, roll it up, lite it up
    Ill be the judge of this Jesus Juice

    Break it down (Break it down)
    Roll it up (Roll it up)
    Lite it up (Lite it up)
    Get high. get high, get high

    Break it down (Break it down)
    Roll it up (Roll it up)
    Lite it up (Lite it up)
    Get high. get high, get high

    Break it down (Break it down)
    Roll it up (Roll it up)
    Lite it up (Lite it up)
    Get high. get high, get high

    Break it down (Break it down)
    Roll it up (Roll it up)
    Lite it up (Lite it up)
    Get high. get high, get high

    music plays till fade...
     
  10. Ludacris-Blueberry Yum Yum

    Yeah, Um, I think ima try somthin tonight that i aint,
    that i aint neva did before on this one, lets go

    [Chorus]
    Get ya lighters, roll dat sticky, lets get high(lets get higher)
    Got that Blueberry Yum Yum And its dat fire(its that fire)
    Get ya lighters, roll dat sticky, lets get high (lets get higher)
    Got that Blueberry Yum Yum And its dat fire(its that fire)

    [Ludacris]
    Got a lil bit of Blueberry Yum Yum
    and I neva would of thought that it could taste this goooooood
    Thank God for the man who put it in my hoooooood
    Its got me singin melodies I neva thought i woooouuuuld
    Im feelin sorry for the homies that be smokin wooood
    Chop Chop, break it down for a playa like me me me me me
    Im bout to find me a woman that skeet skeet skeet skeet
    Ima keep smokin till i reach my peak peak peak peak
    Or till im stuck and my body feels weak weak weak weak weak
    headed down to the doungeon wonderin, if they got, some moore
    and if they dont then ima have ta settle fa some drooooo
    and it just aint cool cuz right on afta, ima have ta gooooo
    and continue on my mission fishin for tha Yum Yum but im movin sloooow

    [Chorus]
    Get ya lighters, roll dat sticky, lets get high(lets get higher)
    Got that Blueberry Yum Yum And its dat fire (its that fire)
    Get ya lighters, roll dat sticky, lets get high(lets get higher)
    Got that Blueberry Yum Yum And its dat fire(its that fire)

    [Ludacris]
    Yes, fire fire got me so tired ima stop drop and rooooooolll
    Put a wet towel under the doooooooor
    Dont pass it I cant take it no mooooore
    Somebody take a trip down to the stoooooore
    hurry please cus i need some snacks snacks snacks snacks
    and how long will it take to get back back back back
    Yes indeed ima lil off track track track track track
    Off this weed and im full of that yak yak yak yak yak
    Get on in that stankin Lincoln crank it up and riiiiide
    and it aint enuff room to fit tha other chicks inside
    Im so hungry wit tha munchies ima eat everything in siiiiiight
    Me and my blueberrys together and everythings all right

    [Chorus]
    Get ya lighters, roll dat sticky, lets get high(lets get higher)
    Got that Blueberry Yum Yum And its dat fire (its that fire)
    Get ya lighters, roll dat sticky, lets get high(lets get higher)
    Got that Blueberry Yum Yum And its fire (its that fire)

    [Ludacris]
    Get the propane, rollin thangs and lets blow this place uuuuuup
    You already know whats uuup
    I mighta have to pay some extra buuuuuucks
    But I really dont give a fuuuuuck
    Cuz a brotha feels great great great great great
    But im barely awake wake wake wake wake
    All bent outa shape shape shape shape shape
    So stomp on yo brake brake brake brake brake
    If u token good, then all my smokas, let me see ya flame
    Dont know what ya got but my bag will, put yo stuff, ta shame
    All tha different kinds of otha flavors, they dont mean a thang
    You cant compare it dont stare cuz i got the ultimate Mary Jane

    [Chorus]
    Get ya lighters, roll the sticky, lets get high (lets get higher)
    Got that Blueberry Yum Yum And its dat fire (its that fire)
    Get ya lighters, roll the sticky, lets get high(lets get higher)
    Got that Blueberry Yum Yum And its dat fire (its that fire

    Ludacris Ft. Lil Flip- Screwed up

    Man coughs]
    [Man talking]
    Ah yeah, we sending this one out
    From everybody I mean to everybody from the H-Town to the A-Town
    To worldwide so get your lighters, get your drink
    And I tell you what I'm so fucked up, and screwed up
    If anybody try to blow my high, you know what I'ma tell 'em

    [Chorus]
    [(Man) Ludacris]
    (Fuck you!) Fuck you!
    (Fuck you!) Fuck you!
    (Fuck you!) Fuck you!
    (Fuck you!) Fuck you!
    (I'm screwed up)

    [Ludacris]
    I feel better than I've ever felt before, Ah!
    Intoxicated but maintaining self-control, Ah!
    I took a swig, I had a jug, chug-a-log, I'm loud and clear
    I had some bud, I lit it up, and then I made it disappear
    'Cause my magic tricks, are so fabulous
    This shit's hazardous, got amateurs smoking canibus
    If you mad at this, damn it then

    [Chorus]

    [Lil' Flip]
    I made a, call to my dog, time to split the blunt and break it up
    Three-wheel motion, purple potion, I gotta shake it up
    I tried to kick the habit, but it keep calling me
    Abracadabra, here's a magic trick, I smoked up all the weed
    Zig-Zag's and golden wraps got my mind gone
    Drugs don't affect my work, I still get my grind on

    [Chorus]

    [Ludacris]
    I'm leaning like the Tower of Pisa, the syrup squeezer
    Come close to my stash, and get treated as if I'm Ebeneezer
    I'm throwed, blowed, matter-of-fact let's call this the thrower potion
    I'm screwed up, so no wonder things are in slower motion
    I gots to have it,can't kick the habit, I've tried to shake it
    The drug experiment stage if you mistake then

    [Chorus]

    [Lil' Flip]
    I'm from Screwed Up Texas, we drive reckless, and then we peel off
    You ain't had shit until you smoke Sweet Tooth and Jack Frost
    Hit it twice but don't cough, you gotta take it man
    If it's a record for smoking I'm 'bout to break it man
    Me and Luda puffing budda, we in a black Cougar
    On Zap Judas, you try to jack us we grab rulers

    [Chorus]

    [Ludacris]
    How can I say it plain?
    That I'm off that Mary Jane
    And if it's true what they say
    Then I don't know how many cells is left in my fucking brain
    But I'ma keep on writing and lighting
    Minds of these hungry rappers
    And tell the hood that I've hired ******s and fired crackers
    On the Fourth of July, opens your eyes I'm joking stupid
    I love all races but if you hating my music then

    [Chorus]

    [Lil' Flip]
    I love my occupation, we never have to take a piss test
    Fuck a 9 to 5 'cause I'm always getting rest
    I wake to breakfest and head
    You wake up to breakfast in bed
    Should I drive my H2? Hmmm?
    I'ma take the Lexus instead
    Pimping ain't dead but I'll leave you *****z
    Dead from all this pimping
    I'm riding spinners like a pimp
    That's why I'm limpin'
    [Chorus]

    [Ludacris]
    Off substances that's controlled
    That's how this story goes
    I popped the cap, broke the ice
    And Lil' Flip done broke the mold
    I'm so cold I think I, see dead people
    Nah, that's just my homies passed out in the Regal
    Believe it, the potency is so strong, if you notice me
    I'm calm, cool, and collected and if you, disrespect it

    [Chorus]

    [Lil' Flip]
    We doing this for them players that bank screw music
    We don't pass out after 8 blunts, because we used to it
    Me and Cris like cheech & chong
    So hurry, break out the weed and the bong
    'Cause if it ain't Grade A trees, we gotta leave it alone
    And to my homies crew, you know I gotta hold it down
    And if they want it then they gotta come and take the crown

    [Chorus]

    [Man talking]
    Hahahahahaha So there you have it
    Sending this one out to all my drinkers and all my smokers
    United and lighted we stand inebriated we fall
    And if you wanna pass the sobriety and breathalyzer test
    Hear's a quick Luda tip some packets of mustard in your car
    Keep mustard god damn it and whoever said *****s in the south can't rhyme

    [Chorus]
     
  11. >_>

    Love this bit from Coolio's - (I'm In Love With) Mary Jane

    as i walk around the edges of my mind
    in an attempt to contemplate
    what it really is that makes me tick
    I'm reminded of emotions that saturate
    my thoughts like sunshine
    it always ain't the first time


    Oh and Total Devastation - Many Clouds of Smoke

    [CHORUS: x4]
    I want to get blunted my brother
    Roll up a fat one pass it around

    [VERSE 1]
    Here we go to the show with some fat endo
    And though I never front it I always stay blunted
    Many clouds many clouds running through my dome
    As I float float float on
    In a purple haze a pot head phase
    Thinkin way back about the good ole days
    When I smoked up chocolate tye and Colombian goat
    The skunk with the funny thats got the big man pumped
    Now I'm feelin kinda high and yet kind a key
    Maybe cause I'm smokin on the cloud nine G
    See I got the tasty ways and a cool buzz
    First you smell what it is then you smell what it was
    Cause we smoke fat blunts and we write dope rhymes
    Play video games and read High Times
    And Tim makes the beat tight
    Hopin that the song might
    Sell a million copies to the people smokin dank right
    Mack daddy made you jump and Daddy mack kept it warm
    But I didn't miss the buss to the marijuana farm
    In the Humble County the northern part of Cali
    But Hammer cant dance like my man grows plants
    And a specter AP cause my homie Dan Solo
    With a fat philly blunt on a Hog status logo
    Good ***** got now boys got clout
    Now its time to show the world what its all about:

    See we smoke 2 joints before we smoke 2 joints
    And then we smoke 2 more we be jammin
    We smoke to joints before we smoke 2 joints
    And then we smoke 2 more this is slammin
    La de de da da de me love marijuana
    Me know the plant like the sex knows Madonna
    I feel laid back when I puff on the ganja
    So legalize marijuana yalonda

    [CHORUS]

    [VERSE 2]
    Man the shits kinda fat so its back to the track
    And I'm feelin like a mack with a big dank sack
    Bill Clinton told a story but it was a fairy tale
    I only hit it once but I didn't inhale
    Then his mind went blank in other outie
    Puffin fat green bud direct from the Humble County
    Many clouds of smoke is just a dedication
    Talkin all night about hemp education
    So put down the pipe and stop free basin
    This could be the start of the healing of the nation
    Cause I rip shit and twist it then I take a hit
    And I smoke it to the head like it was a cigarette
    When it comes to puffin blunts I'm a 12 year vet
    And I wasn't 10 yet when I took my first hit
    I was headed out the house for school one day
    And guess what I found in my dads ashtray
    It was about a half a blunt stuck in a roach clip
    So I made like pops and put it up to my lip
    Then flick went the bic and I'm off on a trip
    And I was trippin (my mind keeps on slippin slippin)
    I only hit it once and my head light
    Then my eyes got red and they closed up tight
    And I felt kinda weird but I felt all right
    So I took another hit later on that night
    Now there's only 3 things in life I need
    Money, safe sex, and a whole lot of weed
    Givin much props to my pops
    And he gets much love too
    Peace from the crew this buds for you
    So I'm outie I'm ghost in other words gone
    but the beat goes on

    [CHORUS]

    [VERSE 3]
    As I flip the strip with a joint on my lip
    And a cute honey dip with a grip on my dick
    Got me singin like a singer swingin like a swinger
    This is the DGF style so put up your middle finger
    The cloud nine vibe blastin off like a rocket
    With 10 fat joints on my inside pocket
    Now every other brother givin props to me
    Cause my vibe is alive in the industry
    Cypress Hill's in the house and Black Crows on the team
    And I put the fat back to rip up the green
    Legalize hemp understand what I mean
    It's the sooper dooper kid and the down ball lock
    With the DGF style the boys got balls
    And I smoke a fat spliff and lounge in my drawers
    Its a pot hit anthem so go for yours
    And like the Black Sheep says +The Choice is Yours+
    I'm on a psychodelic trip and it ain't no joke
    So take another hit many clouds of smoke

    [CHORUS]
     
  12. No love for the Bone Thugs???

    Another good weed song by Kottonmouth Kings is rest of my life
     
  13. I felt this needed to be added...
    Peter Tosh - Legalize It

    Legalize it - don't criticize it
    Legalize it and i will advertise it

    Some call it tampee
    Some call it the weed
    Some call it Marijuana
    Some of them call it Ganja

    Legalize it - don't criticize it
    Legalize it and i will advertise it

    Singer smoke it
    And players of instruments too
    Legalize it, yeah, yeah
    That's the best thing you can do
    Doctors smoke it
    Nurses smoke it
    Judges smoke it
    Even the lawyers too

    Legalize it - don't criticize it
    Legalize it and i will advertise it

    It's good for the flu
    It's good for asthma
    Good for tuberculosis
    Even umara composis

    Legalize it - don't criticize it
    Legalize it and i will advertise it

    Bird eat it
    And they leave it
    Fowls eat it
    Goats love to play with it
     
  14. Nas - One Time 4 Ya Mind

    Check it out
    When Im chillin, I grab the buddha, get my crew to buy beers
    And watch a flick, illin and root for the villian, huh
    Plus every morning, I go out and love it sort of chilly
    Then I send a shorty from my block to the store for phillies
    After being blessed by the herbs essence
    Im back to my rest, ten minutes some odd seconds
    Thats where I got the honey at, spends the night for sexing
    Cheap lubrication, lifestyle protection
    Picking up my stereos remote control quickly
    Ron gs in the cassette deck, rockin the shit, g
    I try to stay mellow, rock, well acapella rhymesll
    Make me richer than a slipper made cinderella fella
    Go get your crew, hobbes, Im prepared to bomb troops
    Got *****z whos born, I shot my way out my mom dukes
    When I was ten, I was a hip-hoppin shorty wop
    Known for rocking microphones and twisting off a 40 top, yeah

    ____________________________________________________________

    Electric Wizard - Dopethrone

    Dope priest prophecy
    Doomantra from beneath the sea
    Green throne, raised to the black sun
    Doom child, wake to planet song

    Rise, black amps tear the sky
    Feedback will free your mind and set you free
    Rise, black amps tear the sky
    Riff hewn altar wreathed in smoke and weed

    Dopethrone, in this land of sorcery
    Dopethrone, vision through T.H.C.
    Dopethrone, feedback will free
    Dopethrone, three wizards crowned with weed, yeah

    Black monolith charged with unlight
    Sacrifice to forever midnight
    Towers, titan sonic wave
    Sorcery, necromantic slaves

    Rise, black amps tear the sky
    Feedback will free your mind and set you free
    Rise, black amps tear the sky
    Riff hewn altar wreathed in smoke and weed, yeah

    Dopethrone, in this land of sorcery
    Dopethrone, vision through T.H.C., yeah
    Dopethrone, feedback will free, yeah
    Dopethrone, three wizards crowned with weed, yeah

    In this land of sorcery
    Vision through T.H.C.
    Holy feedback, it will free
    Three wizards crowned with weed

    Rise
    Rise
    Rise
    Rise
    Rise
    Rise
    Rise
    Rise

    Smoke

    Dopethrone
    Dopethrone
    Dopethrone
    Dopethrone

    ____________________________

    Sleep - Jerusalem

    Drop out of Life with Bong in Hand
    Follow the Smoke toward the Riff filled Land

     
  15. Smoke 2 Joints - Sublime


    (she was living in a single room with three other individuals.
    One of them was a male and the other two, well, the other two were females.
    God only know what they were up to in there.
    And furthermore susan, I wouldnt be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them
    Habitually smoke marijuana cigarettes... reefers)

    I smoke two joints in the morning.
    I smoke two joints at night.
    I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
    I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war
    I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints,
    And then I smoke two more

    Smoked cigarettes til the day she died
    Toke a big spliff of some good sensimillia
    Smoked cigarettes til the day she died
    Toke a big spliff of some good sensamill...
    Easy-e were ya ever caught slippin? hell no!

    Daddy he once told me son you be hard workin man
    And momma she once told me son you do the best you can
    But, then one day I met a man who came to me and said
    Hard work good, and hard work fine but first take care of head

    (guitar solo)

    Whoa, rock me tonight,
    Whoa-oh, jah sake,
    Whoa-ohh
     
  16. until they die ask me why
    I'm high and my replie till the day I die dont wanna picture this cold
    world through sobber eyes-pac
     
  17. Brian Robbins - Marijuana
    Well once upon a time in 1776,
    Thomas Jefferson signed his name on a piece of marijuana,
    and this document was a symbol of freedom and of liberty,
    at least for the rich, white gentry.

    As time marched along,
    this plant that I refer to has been used for everything,
    from medicine to the American flag.
    And now it seems to me
    that somewhere along the way,
    things got messed up, yeah, messed up.

    Oh marijuana.
    A gift of God to my brothers and me.
    Oh marijuana
    Now the government wants to test me when I pee.

    Well some say a conspiracy
    of the petro-chemical and pulp-paper industries combined
    ha to kill the compitition.
    Government hysteria,monopoly and conflict of interest,
    with total impunity.

    Yeah, so, if you don’t buy the conspiracy,
    just look at the reality
    that your tax dollars go
    to spray poison on the fields of a farmer in South America.
    And as an added bonus,
    your neighbor might be the proud recipions of that poison weed.


    Oh marijuana
    now the government wants to test me when I pee.
    Oh marijuana
    a gift of god to my brothers and me.
    Oh marijuana
    you cant legislate your own morality.
    Oh marijuana
    the government wants to test me when I pee

    Reefer madness, chronic sadness,
    what is the half-life of bad propaganda?
    Policies fail, denied bail,
    you made him a demon now pay for his trip to prison.
    Hired to promote the status quo,
    but what is the shelf life of bad legislation.
    The hypocrite smirks, it’s a moral disgrace
    as he reads from a law that was written
    about the same time that he had
    his last original thought.

    Well the men said he was dying,
    and the nausea and the pain left him wasting away
    and unable to keep a meal down.
    So he tried everything a prescription could obtain
    but to no avail.
    The side effects were worse than the pain.
    So now he breaks the law
    to use the one thing that seems to help him out.
    And the people say, Oh he's just getting’ high.
    But not to change the subject but,
    didn’t you ever wonder why getting’ high’s a crime,
    yeah a crime.

    Oh marijuana, a gift to god to my brothers and me.
    Oh marijuana, now the government wants to test me when I pee.
    Oh marijuana, the government wants to test me when I pee.
    Oh marijuana, the government wants to test me when I pee.
    Oh marijuana, the government wants to test me when I pee.
    Oh marijuana, this is the part when everyone would sing along aha,when I pee
     
  18. Khmer Kid - Smoke Weed




    blazin up on them indo, for my, khmai empire to ride
    spit my rhyme about my life on this M, I C tonite
    rippin through this show u know
    til all of ur speakers blow
    bass sticcin up so high like me
    we need time to smoke the seed (repeat)

    blazin up on this buddha leaves
    wen u get ready to blow
    im about to start this shit off
    lettin all u succers know
    wen i'm cummin down wit the green and shocc my own Khmai yea we roll
    fo sho we the braziest Khmai pride up inside Chi-town say ho
    wen i bust my flow, i let it off on a roll, fo sho
    we the truest blooded khmai pride up inside yo studio
    creepin fo my enemy, you know wat i really need
    bust them fo, get high, my seed, my game is about the red and green
    we cruisin up and down the street, hittin up on some grubs to eat
    rollin up the windows, so the, weeeed, will proceed
    keep kicc inside my mind, every..tyme i wanna breathe
    fallin bacc up on the seat, no one made much plans for weed
    let my peeps go up in smoke, took me seven years to choke
    my rhymes cumin up tonite, my homeboy Mecc right by my side
    remind me of the time wen we was, up on the roof
    blazin up on them leaves blowin bacc and forth, proceed
    my homeboy smokin a big ol' blunt, me and Mecc went ridin crunk
    weeeeed, up on in the trunk, blazin up on this flamin blunt
    happy anniversary, my true Khmai Empirety
    we gettin messed up tonite, thats right, dont wanna fight, lets ride
    later up the side, gettin, radiator all the nite
    the partys jumpin up and down Mothina ***** u gettin high
    my homegurl Jenny makes me laugh, wen im feelin low thats right
    i wanna give u sumthin, but ill wait til after the show tonite

    blazin up on them indo, for my, khmai empire to ride
    spit my rhyme about my life on this M, I C tonite
    rippin through this show u know
    til all of ur speakers blow
    bass sticcin up so high like weed
    we need time to smoke the seed (repeat)

    keep my game, one time, my rhyme, my lyrics explode
    to the end of time my skills will never end until the world is rewind
    re-incarnation sends me bacc to live this life
    wen my rhymes explodes 3 universe, then i shall die
    the kingdom of Cambodia, my peeps im really feelin ya
    the pain remains, but time wont stay, so best be on yo way today
    move up on the head and get the rights a client needed
    play along wit the game of the world and then u proceed
    to smoke weeeeeeed

    blazin up on them indo, for my, khmai empire to ride
    spit my rhyme about my life on this M, I C tonite
    rippin through this show u know
    til all of ur speakers blow
    bass sticcin up so high like weed
    we need time to smoke the seed (repeat)
    weeeeeeeeeed (smoke weed) (repeat 4X's)
    blazin up on them indo, for my, khmai empire to ride
    spit my rhyme about my life on this M, I C tonite
    rippin through this show u know
    til all of ur speakers blow
    bass sticcin up so high like weed
    we need time to smoke the seed (repeat)
    weeeeeeeeeed smoke (until fade)
     
  19. BLIND MELON!!!!!!!!!!

    Sleepyhouse..


    No time frame for what I need to do
    today here at the yellowhouse
    I think that I'm gonna play with some
    free living lads down the street aways,away
    As I feel the moon rise,
    the time that all feels is the right time,
    here in our sleepyhouse
    As I wipe eye bugs away the
    candle flickers at me to say
    And in my head I sometimes pray

    Hey arent ya feeling fine
    As I was as a little child
    And I'm feeling better when I'm high
    With a red light shinning on a little unity

    The mistakes that I've made,
    no they don't seem to bother me
    And I sure as hell don't feel
    like I've missed any kind of train
    If I could only show you how I feel
    Then you wouldnt bother me
    And maybe then you'd see why
    we don't mind being blind

    As I was as a little child
    And I'm feeling better when I'm high
    With a red light shinning on a little unity
    I'll probably be in a little while


    Blind melon is my favorite music to listen to when im stoned/ and or tripping shrooms...or both lol
     
  20. I LOVEEE any song by rebelution
    especially green to black
     

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