best stoner pet

I would see if you could have animals in the dorm first otherwise you will get waxed with penalties.

Reptiles are dope.

 

Ima save a reptiles well being and say pet rock.

 

Reptiles require a good owner with money and time.

College kids have neither.

 

Well if you're responsible that's good.

I've seen plenty of neglected pets in dorm rooms.

Makes me angry.

 

Red panda

 

I have a bearded dragon, got him when he was 5 weeks old and now he's almost a year and hugeeee for his age. Def not a pet you can keep in a dorm and they are quite expensive. His vivarium set up right now cost me well over $400. Plus the $100 a month in crickets and veggies. I wouldnt trade him from the world tho..

 

Get a snake! Most are about as low maintenance as they come.

Ball Pythons, especially, are good choices. Very docile, they usually LIKE being handled, and they make good conversation pieces.

Plus you dont have to feed them every day.

it's a shame beardies are so high maintenance, they make REALLY good pets!

 

Get a bad ass fish tank.

 

Just got some betta fish and Jesus... every time I smoke I just watch them for what feels like hours lol

 

get a pied ball python it will cost you anywhere from $500 ^

 

A jellyfish tank! Hands down i mean its a fucking jellyfish

 

get a cat. there easy to take care of and probably the chilliest animal so smoke with

 

Get a cat, I just rolled a joint and my cat keeps trying to get at it, think my cat was a stoner in a previous life

 

definitely turtles. Get a turtle tank

 

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