So my all-time best quote stoned is "Dude, I can feel gravity". (I actually did feel like I could feel gravity pushing down on me) Anyone else have just a completely random-ass quote from being stoned?
I was playing the arcade game Burger Time and I realized you could kill the enemies with salt instead of always dropping the burger parts on them and I was just like, "Oh you can kill them! Well that makes it a lot easier." One of those you had to be there moments. http://www.splotchy.com/images/blog/btime.jpg
I guess i was looking into a small mirror at my eyes and then i looked to my friend and said "Do i look suprised?" and had my eyes open really big,I asked cause it felt like my eyes were only half way open. And another time i went to go say "nice story,do you tell that at partys?" and of course it came out as "Nice party do you tell that at stories?"