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Best start to a day in a long time

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by headie shot, Mar 15, 2012.

  1. #1 headie shot, Mar 15, 2012
    So I woke up, took a shower. I noticed my necklace wasn't on and remembered I put it on my windowsill next to my bed the other day. its not there, so I figured it must have fallen under my bed. I look under and my cats is like "go the fuck away I'm sleeping" lol. I see my necklace, along with an earring and something that looked like a giant dingle berry. I muster up the confidence to pick it up and it ends up being a little nug of dank the size of a nickle. :D its kinds hairy, and covered in dust but that shit will come off.

    who else has a story!
     
  2. #2 Money May Kerr, Mar 15, 2012
    smoke that shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  3. #3 fairy boots, Mar 15, 2012
    Great find! Also, I love cats for that, they have such attitudes! Dogs are like, "OMG I LOVE YOU YOU'RE MY FAVORITE PERSON EVER!!!" Cats are like, "You are MY person and you WILL LOVE ME!"
     
  4. #4 Dmobs, Mar 15, 2012
    long time ago...... My Bro and I were ripping bong hits on a friends back porch. This was a normal after school secession until my friend found a long ass bud between his sliding door. He could not believe his parents did not see it. He picked it up and started to break it up when he noticed it was a dried up frog baked in the Florida heat!! It was pretty gross but so funny aah the swag days nothing but the giggles.
     
  5. #5 headie shot, Mar 15, 2012

    thats epic haha
     
  6. #6 finalshade15, Mar 15, 2012
    Hahaha that's awesome! Grind it up and make sure you don't smoke the dust.
    :smoke:
     
  7. #7 old cat lady, Mar 15, 2012
    I never find weed lol :(
     
  8. #8 headie shot, Mar 15, 2012
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    ya I used to hate dogs when I was little ( more afraid then not ), now I care for them but find them very annoying. Cats are amazing. My cat that I had when I was little ( was 3 years older then me ) used to remember when my birthday was. every year within 2-3 days give or take of my birthday, she would bring us home a bird. It was crazy. She got sick and died a few years ago. when I was about to leave from my dads place going back home ( I only saw the cat every few months at this point ) she was sitting on his car in the middle of winter on my side waiting for me. She was really sick at the time...I think she knew it was time time say goodbye. Never saw her again :(
     
  9. #9 WrathofAmon, Mar 15, 2012
    [quote name='"old cat lady"']I never find weed lol :([/quote]

    I think it's better to say that you've never lost weed lol
     
  10. #10 shroomkid, Mar 15, 2012
    My friend left his wallet in mine and I looked through it and found a bag with about .5g in it. Now he had claimed that he had no weed while he was at my house so we continued to smoke 3.5g of my hash while he kept his weed for himself. So fuck um, I took the weed and put his wallet down the drain.
     
  11. #11 terpsnation, Mar 15, 2012

    You stole a man's weed, then flushed his wallet?

    I may be able to forgive you for taking the weed, since he lied to you about having any, but flushing his wallet is a little harsh don't you think? Has to cancel all of his credit/debit cards, get a new license etc. Not cool.
     
  12. #12 Mr DudeMan, Mar 15, 2012
    Smoking resin and then find a lil baggy, fuck yes have a little smoke then bro comes in with dankest shit id ever had ended up i fell asleep on the kitchen floor.
     
  13. #13 iCeD MeTaL, Mar 15, 2012

    yeah ... wait till u get married bro :bongin:
     
  14. #14 old cat lady, Mar 15, 2012
    yeah that's true but there's no harm in losing something (and later finding it) if you never even knew you lost it. I'd rather unknowingly lose weed and then randomly find it (which would probably make my day ballin') than never lose any.
     
  15. #15 ROOReos, Mar 15, 2012
    You know you're a stoner when you find more nugs around your house than change.
     
  16. #16 WrathofAmon, Mar 15, 2012
    [quote name='"old cat lady"']

    yeah that's true but there's no harm in losing something (and later finding it) if you never even knew you lost it. I'd rather unknowingly lose weed and then randomly find it (which would probably make my day ballin') than never lose any.[/quote]

    You make a valid point lol
     
  17. #17 TrippinOn420, Mar 15, 2012
    [quote name='"headie shot"']

    ya I used to hate dogs when I was little ( more afraid then not ), now I care for them but find them very annoying. Cats are amazing. My cat that I had when I was little ( was 3 years older then me ) used to remember when my birthday was. every year within 2-3 days give or take of my birthday, she would bring us home a bird. It was crazy. She got sick and died a few years ago. when I was about to leave from my dads place going back home ( I only saw the cat every few months at this point ) she was sitting on his car in the middle of winter on my side waiting for me. She was really sick at the time...I think she knew it was time time say goodbye. Never saw her again :([/quote]

    Aww 
     

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