The whole hidden track at the end of "Dance with the Devil" has great punchlines.. I like Technique's verse You motherfuckers are nothing You cannot harm me I'll resurrect every aborted baby and start an army Storm the planet hunting you down Cause I'm on a mission To split your body into a billion one-celled organisms Immortal Technique'll destroy your religion you stupid bitch You're faker than blue-eyed crackers nailed to a crucifix I'm about to blow up like NASA Challenger computer chips Arsenic language transmitted revolutionarily I'm like time itself, I'm gonna kill you inevitably Chemically bomb you, fuck using a chrome piece I'm Illmatic, you won't make it home like Jerome's niece I'll sever diagonally for thinking of dissing me And then use your dead body to write my name in calligraphy This puppet democracy brainwashed your psychology So you're nothing like diversity without equality And your crew is full of more faggots than Greek mythology Using numerology to count the people I sent to heaven Produces more digits than 22 divided by 7 You like Kevin Spacey, his style is usually suspect You never killed a cop? You' not a motherfuckin' thug yet! Your mind is empty and spacious Like the part of the brain that appreciates culture in the racist Face it, you're too basic You're never gonna make it Like children walking through Antarctica, butt naked
"You ain't a leader, what?, nobody followed you / you was never shit, your mother should've swallowed you / Big L and industrial revolution is one of my favorite songs
man there are tons. "Master rhymin so I'm steadily climbin, I rip through mics like when my dick strikes the hymen." Jeru Tha Damaja - Too Perverted
"Like I’ma sit and fight with you over some slut bitch cunt who made me put up with her psycho ass over 6 month and only spread her legs to let me hit once" Slim Shady killing mary poppins
Immortal Technique has soooooooo many sick punchlines. This is one of my favorites: "I jerk off inside books and give life to words leaving concepts stuck together you probably never heard" [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKg4isEZ0jE"]YouTube - Immortal Technique- Positive Balance ft. Big Zoo[/ame]
I'm just a hooligan who's used to usin' hallucinogens Causin' illusions again Brain contusions again Cutting and bruising the skin Razors scissors and pins Jesus, when does it end? Phases, that I go through Dazed, and I'm so confused Days that I don't know who Gave, these molecules to me, what am I gon' do? Heed the prodigal son, The diabolical one. Very methodical when I slaughtered them. Eminem gets a lot of shit, but i'll be damned if that's not some good shit right there. And if it's good enough for Dr. Dre it's good enough for me yaknow. Speaking of: Now where there's smoke, there's fire. Where there's fire, there's flames. Where there's flames, there's chronic. Either you high or you ain't.
Hooked it up for later as i hit the do' thinkin will i live another twentie fo! Ice Cube. used to be gangster, RIP
So if I catch you bluffin' Faggot, you're less than nothing I just had to get that stress off my chest like breast reduction immortal technique
My cologne is the scent of haze/I got silver patron mixed wit the pink lemonade minute maid/hennessey and an ice T snapple/goose and a pineapple im high as a terodactyl ~ Cassidy
New Boyz - Way 2 Many Chickz the whole song is basically a punch line. Verse 1- {Legacy} I met this girl named Chanel From ATL An actress and a singer She was paid in mills We first spoke I thought I found a bad chick on the spot Til I noticed that her breath Smell like fat kids in a box I met this girl named Jill Who wanted my baby I always told her no But I ain't know she was crazy I was in I had to bust I was like wait Jill She put a gun to my head And was like (stay still) I met this girl named Laneice A freak but ugly Stripped for me once And her butt cheeks was musty Every time it got loud she would sneak a small fart Chick passed so much gas She could make a car start New this chick named Shirley She acted so perky But lil did I know that the chick had herpes Tried kissed me in my sleep I got up and screamed Chick had a cold sore that looked like John McCain Now I'm sitting on my couch (couch) Thinking how it get to the point Where I can't even get a decent sounding chick One more try to holla I'm a mase him in the lip I never thought it would be bad that I got way too many chicks Chorus- I got way too many chicks (I got way too many chicks) I got way too many chicks (I got way too many chicks) I got way too many chicks (Hey) But if I had a dollar for the good ones I wouldn't make shit Verse 2- [Ben J] I met this one chick Named Miley Checks I was so fascinated by Miley's breast She said she had a gift It was probably sex She took her wig off She looked like Kanye West I met this girl named Teeka She was not no groupie She was a black belt Starred in Kung Fu Movies I liked her, but I had to dump her on the second date Cause every time she moved her mouth Her words will come out second blaze I met this chick named Ivett Who invented sex I got her naked in an hour The we hit the bed She was twitching so much Like she had the best I found out the real reason Cause she had torettes There was one teacher Named was Mrs.Chandelier She was so bomb That I would skip lunch just to see her Til she snuck up from behind me And I kicked her out of fear Sounded like Ja Rule Was tryna whisper in my ear Now I'm sitting on my couch Just thinking how I can't even get a decent sounding chick One more try to holla I'm a mase him in the lip I never thought it would be bad that I got way too many chicks lyrics copied and pasted from http://www.elyrics.net/read/n/new-boyz-lyrics/way-2-many-chickz-lyrics.html typos are not my fault
that's actually from a Diabolic verse in a Imm Tech hidden track Immortal's verse from that was posted a few up by ipack also ill.
" i see ya homie's dressed in black like they finna ride, but that fashion statement is telling a lie, i'm pelican, fly mac-11 inside, my bullets come wit wings and your cerebellum could fly,....fuckin right aww yeeah, young money we are, sick as gonorrhea, like nausea, heart burn, indigestion, upset stomach, and diarrhea, get some pepto bismol hoe.." Lil Wayne-Demolition Pt.1
anyone else think this is a total rip-off of Afroman - Colt 45? i met this lady in hollywood she had green hair but damn she looked good i took her to my house cause she was fine but she wooped out a dick that was bigger than mine. i met this girl from japan Never made love with an African I fucked her once I fucked her twice I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice Don't be amazed at stories I tell ya I met a woman in the heart of Australia Had a big butt and big titties too So I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo See I met this woman from Hawaii Stuck it in her ass and she said aaiiiii Lips where breakfast Pussy was lunch Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian punch Met Colonel Sanders' wife in the state of Kentucky She said I'll fry some chicken if you just fuck me I came in her mouth it was a crisis I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices [CHORUS] I met Dolly (pardon) Parton in Tennessee Her titties were filled with Hennessy That country music really drove me crazy But I rode that ass and said yes Ms. Daisy I met this lady in Oklahoma Put that pussy in a coma Met this lady in Michigan I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch-again Met a real black girl down in South Carolina Fucked her til she turned to a white Albina Fucked this hooker in Iowa I fucked her on credit, so I owe her Fucked this girl down in Georgia Came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya Met this beautiful sexy ho She just ran across the border of Mexico Fine young thing said her name's Maria I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla I wanna get married but I cant afford it I know I'm a cry when she get deported New Boyz suck ass.
_____________(insert pretty much any copywrite or celph titled song here) those fools are fulla punchlines if they did a track together thatd be fuckin epic
I know the watch botherin your vision I'll reach n put a red dot on ya head like it's part of your religion im gettin better year by year like they say wine do cops couldnt smell me if u brought the canines through I need a girl that handle the pressure/'cause a n!gga love brains more than Hannibal Lecter We at the spot to chill, with a Fugee grill She ordered the Kobe beef like Shaquille O'Neal
"Cameleons play the wrong side of the fence Switchin like Clark Kent when the drama commence" Inspectah Deck