best rap punchlines you've hear

Discussion in 'Music genres, Bands and Artists' started by popsson, Apr 3, 2007.

  1. The whole hidden track at the end of "Dance with the Devil" has great punchlines.. I like Technique's verse

    You motherfuckers are nothing
    You cannot harm me
    I'll resurrect every aborted baby and start an army
    Storm the planet hunting you down
    Cause I'm on a mission
    To split your body into a billion one-celled organisms
    Immortal Technique'll destroy your religion you stupid bitch
    You're faker than blue-eyed crackers nailed to a crucifix
    I'm about to blow up like NASA Challenger computer chips
    Arsenic language transmitted revolutionarily
    I'm like time itself, I'm gonna kill you inevitably
    Chemically bomb you, fuck using a chrome piece
    I'm Illmatic, you won't make it home like Jerome's niece
    I'll sever diagonally for thinking of dissing me
    And then use your dead body to write my name in calligraphy
    This puppet democracy brainwashed your psychology
    So you're nothing like diversity without equality
    And your crew is full of more faggots than Greek mythology
    Using numerology to count the people I sent to heaven
    Produces more digits than 22 divided by 7
    You like Kevin Spacey, his style is usually suspect
    You never killed a cop? You' not a motherfuckin' thug yet!
    Your mind is empty and spacious
    Like the part of the brain that appreciates culture in the racist
    Face it, you're too basic
    You're never gonna make it
    Like children walking through Antarctica, butt naked
     
  2. #82 HippoPotamus420, Oct 6, 2009
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    "You ain't a leader, what?, nobody followed you /
    you was never shit, your mother should've swallowed you /


    Big L
    and industrial revolution is one of my favorite songs
     
  3. "told the board of education i was bored of education"

    -The great Chino XL
     
  4. man there are tons.

    "Master rhymin so I'm steadily climbin,
    I rip through mics like when my dick strikes the hymen."

    Jeru Tha Damaja - Too Perverted
     
  5. "Like I’ma sit and fight with you over some slut bitch cunt
    who made me put up with her psycho ass over 6 month
    and only spread her legs to let me hit once"

    Slim Shady killing mary poppins
     
  6. Immortal Technique has soooooooo many sick punchlines. This is one of my favorites:

    "I jerk off inside books and give life to words
    leaving concepts stuck together you probably never heard"

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKg4isEZ0jE"]YouTube - Immortal Technique- Positive Balance ft. Big Zoo[/ame]
     
  7. I'm just a hooligan who's used to usin' hallucinogens
    Causin' illusions again
    Brain contusions again
    Cutting and bruising the skin
    Razors scissors and pins
    Jesus, when does it end?
    Phases, that I go through
    Dazed, and I'm so confused
    Days that I don't know who
    Gave, these molecules to
    me, what am I gon' do?
    Heed the prodigal son,
    The diabolical one.
    Very methodical when I slaughtered them.

    Eminem gets a lot of shit, but i'll be damned if that's not some good shit right there. And if it's good enough for Dr. Dre it's good enough for me yaknow. Speaking of:

    Now where there's smoke, there's fire.
    Where there's fire, there's flames.
    Where there's flames, there's chronic.
    Either you high or you ain't.
     
  8. Hooked it up for later as i hit the do'
    thinkin will i live another twentie fo!

    Ice Cube. used to be gangster, RIP
     
  9. So if I catch you bluffin'
    Faggot, you're less than nothing
    I just had to get that stress off my chest like breast reduction

    immortal technique
     
  10. My cologne is the scent of haze/I got silver patron mixed wit the pink lemonade minute maid/hennessey and an ice T snapple/goose and a pineapple im high as a terodactyl ~ Cassidy:hello:
     
  11. #91 bKush, Oct 9, 2009
    Last edited by a moderator: Oct 9, 2009
    New Boyz - Way 2 Many Chickz
    the whole song is basically a punch line.

    Verse 1-
    {Legacy}
    I met this girl named Chanel
    From ATL
    An actress and a singer
    She was paid in mills
    We first spoke
    I thought I found a bad chick on the spot
    Til I noticed that her breath
    Smell like fat kids in a box

    I met this girl named Jill
    Who wanted my baby
    I always told her no
    But I ain't know she was crazy
    I was in I had to bust
    I was like wait Jill
    She put a gun to my head
    And was like (stay still)

    I met this girl named Laneice
    A freak but ugly
    Stripped for me once
    And her butt cheeks was musty
    Every time it got loud she would sneak a small fart
    Chick passed so much gas
    She could make a car start

    New this chick named Shirley
    She acted so perky
    But lil did I know that the chick had herpes
    Tried kissed me in my sleep I got up and screamed
    Chick had a cold sore that looked like John McCain

    Now I'm sitting on my couch (couch)
    Thinking how it get to the point
    Where I can't even get a decent sounding chick
    One more try to holla I'm a mase him in the lip
    I never thought it would be bad that I got way too many chicks


    Chorus-
    I got way too many chicks
    (I got way too many chicks)
    I got way too many chicks
    (I got way too many chicks)
    I got way too many chicks
    (Hey)
    But if I had a dollar for the good ones
    I wouldn't make shit


    Verse 2-
    [Ben J]
    I met this one chick
    Named Miley Checks
    I was so fascinated by Miley's breast
    She said she had a gift
    It was probably sex
    She took her wig off
    She looked like Kanye West

    I met this girl named Teeka
    She was not no groupie
    She was a black belt
    Starred in Kung Fu Movies
    I liked her, but I had to dump her on the second date
    Cause every time she moved her mouth
    Her words will come out second blaze

    I met this chick named Ivett
    Who invented sex
    I got her naked in an hour
    The we hit the bed
    She was twitching so much
    Like she had the best
    I found out the real reason
    Cause she had torettes

    There was one teacher
    Named was Mrs.Chandelier
    She was so bomb
    That I would skip lunch just to see her
    Til she snuck up from behind me
    And I kicked her out of fear
    Sounded like Ja Rule
    Was tryna whisper in my ear

    Now I'm sitting on my couch
    Just thinking how I can't even get a decent sounding chick
    One more try to holla I'm a mase him in the lip
    I never thought it would be bad that I got way too many chicks

    lyrics copied and pasted from http://www.elyrics.net/read/n/new-boyz-lyrics/way-2-many-chickz-lyrics.html

    typos are not my fault
     
  12. that's actually from a Diabolic verse in a Imm Tech hidden track

    Immortal's verse from that was posted a few up by ipack

    also ill.
     
  13. " i see ya homie's dressed in black like they finna ride, but that fashion statement is telling a lie, i'm pelican, fly mac-11 inside, my bullets come wit wings and your cerebellum could fly,....fuckin right aww yeeah, young money we are, sick as gonorrhea, like nausea, heart burn, indigestion, upset stomach, and diarrhea, get some pepto bismol hoe.."

    Lil Wayne-Demolition Pt.1
     
  14. anyone else think this is a total rip-off of Afroman - Colt 45?

    i met this lady in hollywood she had green hair but damn she looked good i took her to my house cause she was fine but she wooped out a dick that was bigger than mine.

    i met this girl from japan
    Never made love with an African
    I fucked her once
    I fucked her twice
    I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice

    Don't be amazed at stories I tell ya
    I met a woman in the heart of Australia
    Had a big butt and big titties too
    So I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo

    See I met this woman from Hawaii
    Stuck it in her ass and she said aaiiiii
    Lips where breakfast
    Pussy was lunch
    Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian punch

    Met Colonel Sanders' wife in the state of Kentucky
    She said I'll fry some chicken if you just fuck me
    I came in her mouth it was a crisis
    I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices

    [CHORUS]

    I met Dolly (pardon) Parton in Tennessee
    Her titties were filled with Hennessy
    That country music really drove me crazy
    But I rode that ass and said yes Ms. Daisy

    I met this lady in Oklahoma
    Put that pussy in a coma

    Met this lady in Michigan
    I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch-again

    Met a real black girl down in South Carolina
    Fucked her til she turned to a white Albina

    Fucked this hooker in Iowa
    I fucked her on credit, so I owe her

    Fucked this girl down in Georgia
    Came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya

    Met this beautiful sexy ho
    She just ran across the border of Mexico
    Fine young thing said her name's Maria
    I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
    I wanna get married but I cant afford it
    I know I'm a cry when she get deported


    New Boyz suck ass.
     
  15. ^^ I'm pretty sure you're right. I was thinking the exact same thing.
     
  16. lmaothe new boyz in the best rap punchlines thread is an oxymoron
     
  17. _____________(insert pretty much any copywrite or celph titled song here)

    those fools are fulla punchlines if they did a track together thatd be fuckin epic
     
  18. i smoke so many trees call me log head -lil wayne
     
  19. I know the watch botherin your vision
    I'll reach n put a red dot on ya head like it's part of your religion

    im gettin better year by year like they say wine do
    cops couldnt smell me if u brought the canines through

    I need a girl that handle the pressure/'cause a n!gga love brains more than Hannibal Lecter

    We at the spot to chill, with a Fugee grill
    She ordered the Kobe beef like Shaquille O'Neal
     
  20. "Cameleons play the wrong side of the fence
    Switchin like Clark Kent when the drama commence"

    Inspectah Deck
     

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