"I was skooled how to tuck, hide and hold the fifth How to crush, cut, divide and supply the sniff So if the truth ain't me, then the truth can't be"---AZ
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Carter II - Lil Wayne Dont get caught on it, this the dailiest grinds Ill put your heart on it, and walk on it The chalks only for the art homie How they trace you after i erase ya Look around we at war and you still in preparation Im ridin for them reperations, no patience Feel Me - Lil Wayne Breeze by you so fast gotchu sneezing hachoo They got the shivers mayne i got the fever I got to bring the hood back after katrina Weezy F Baby now the F is for FEMA Sick ni--a bitch i spit that leukemia We Takin Over - Birdman Birdman daddy, I'm number one Ni--a came at me wrong so we got him done Fuggin with the fam', I'ma give him some Spent that corner, he didnt run Sunday had a whole church singin a song "Why'd they have to send my baby home?" Fuggin with some ni--a, that paper long Been a G in the game now my son on the throne Weezy F Baby kills it period. The list could go on forever.
I can't remember who it was but... "I wear my gun like a girdle/ Bullet-proof car got me feelin' like a turtle". ...ok, it's not the best I've heard... hell, I don't even like it. Nevermind.
One hand on my money, one hand on my buddy thats the AK47 make the neighborhood luv me, bullets like birds you can hear dem bitches hummin, dont smell that bird shit he got a week stomach ***** im sick i dont spit i vomit, got it? something like that haha "If money fell from the sky you couldnt pocket a cent" "Im like a black republican, NAH i cant call it more like a black democrat runnin em outa office" "I come from the hardest city aint nobody fuckin wit it got a black and gold sould and a fresh new orleans fitted" "Talkin bout label boss got a nine and producer got a ruger, we dont believe theese losers they dont got a mac in the booth tell the truth its a computer!"
You better watch what the fuck flies outta ya mouth Or I'ma hijack a plane and fly it into your house Burn your apartment with your family tied to the couch And slit your throat, so when you scream, only blood comes out Immortal Technique
Nas - Ether When these streets keep callin, heard it when I was sleep That this Gay-Z and Cockafella Records wanted beef Started cockin up my weapon, slowly loadin up this ammo To explode it on a camel, and his soldiers, I can handle This for dolo and it's manuscript, just sound stupid When KRS already made an album called Blueprint First, Biggie's ya man, then you got the nerve to say that you better than Big Dick suckin lips, whyn't you let the late, great veteran live
2pac - "I'd rather die young than die old and broke, that's why i stay drunk and i constantly smoke" "To you death is losin' to me the shit's a family reunion." "I drop shit like a pidgeon" - biggie i cant remember the song, but i know i heard it.
"I leave you bleedin like your period came late, red bandana on, call that my game face" -The Game "If you a star im a galaxy n***a, one verse will merk all your personalities *****, you GARBAGE, and aint nothin TRASH about me, Im the HUSTLER motherfucker Aks about me!" -Cassidy (I Know this songs already in this thread, but still dope punchilne) "I promised to never snitch, like some of my homies, G Roc, B Mase, and OG Tony, Before i have the police run in your house, I kiss my son on the cheek and put the gun in my mouth, Mother fucker" -The Game "You dont want it wit them barbarians runnin wit me, you clap, i clap back, if i die then you commin wit me, They dont want it swizzy(Swizz Beatz), you dig me? cause your boi will sqeeze, but thay aint even worth the lawyer fees, please, them dirty ass *****s still copin quarter ki's, and lil half a pounds, im laughin now, im the huster mawfucka better ask around, i see *****s in philly then call em up and aks em now, im flashin now, the top on the auston down, (Auston martin) if you was hatin befo, you gon hate me with a passion now" -Cassidy "Yea, CashMoney is the army ***** betta know his grave, if he ever fuck with youngin if he ever fuck wit baby" -Birdman (This bar sound alot better in the song, then just readin it out, most lyrics do, but this one more, birdman flows it perfect with the beat, and he just sounds sick, and im not even a big birdman fan. Start of Birdmans verse) "S" On My Chest Feat. Lil Wayne & Birdman" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzdzT95SvQc "Ive been surving this music like cocain to the feinds" -Furious "Buy the same car twice even though it sounds irrelevant, the feds on my ass but they cant find no evidence, so they puttin me, back and forth, doin vestigations, now im bustin *****s heads outta frustration, got cowards runnin when they see me cause addimidations, when i got my first gun that was activation, first kid to blast with no hesitation" -Young Life (The Games Nephew) "They wanna know how that ***** from california can run up on ya from any corna, put somethin on ya, how i stuff bricks in the 6', wit no crack aroma" -The Game "Fly like an eagle, but NO im not Donovan" (McNabb) -Lil Wayne -The Game "Im like the black yankees, they dont want me around no more, cause i hold the record for the most fiends roamin the bulevard, and when im on the bulevard, catch me behind the wheel of that new Escalade wit the forman grill" -The Game "I got alot but im sensin more, and if you fuckin wit my money then i sense a war, I smell a war, send it all, and imma G too, Bonafide, Known to ride, See you when I See you, AYE!" -Juelz Santana "Haze in my eyes, listenin to Bobby Romak, On the same corner where Easy E sold coke at, And dawg imma test your education, what do I mean when I say I move more birds then migration?" -The Game "And ride with the west we got lower coke prices, you know me the king of L.A., New York driva through brooklyne in a fo, same colour as watar, you want X I can cover the order, 94' been hustlin watchin shit elevate liek Vince Carter" -The Game "I got my angels on my shoulder and a quarter of that angel dust" -Lil Wayne "Fat Joe don't fuck witchu, Nas don't like you, so who they gon blame when that long nose snipe you? potatoe on the mussle, black tape on the grit, we in the A team van wit black tape on your bitch, she gon tell us where you at, we gon twist that DRO, and just wait till the rat climb out that hoe" -The Game (Diss to Tony Yayo and G-Unit)
"And ride with the west we got lower coke prices, you know me the king of L.A., New York driva through brooklyne in a fo, same colour as watar, you want X I can cover the order, 94' been hustlin watchin shit elevate liek Vince Carter what song is that dude i cant think off the top of my head
"Somebody needs to beat your ass, and then teach your ass, and Im sorry I can only do half" - Brother Ali "I dont know what better, gettin laid or gettin paid, i just know when im getting one the others getting away" - Kanye (not really a punch line but one of my favorites)
"bitches have the nerves to say my shit ain't bomb, but it'll have yo lungs burnin, like you puffin' on napalm"-Phonk Beta "known as that ***** that get you sick hit you with that nitro, you need insurance my ***** go check with geiko"-Brotha Lynch Hung "when i met you last night bahaby, before you opened up yo gap, i had a respect for you baybay, now i take all back"-Nate Dogg
"If you lookin for some money bitch my name is no way, not tommorrow not today not yesterday" - lil wayne
mayonaise color benz, i push miracle whips-kanye till legs get spread like germs-jay-z my dad tried to get a nut but he got a nut and what-jay-z not really punchlines but still some sick bars
My laser disk gon' make you take a razor to ya wrist make you satanistic make you take a pistol to ya face and place the clip and cock it back and let it go until you brains are rippin out your skull so bad to sow you up i'l be a waste o' stiches.. bad influence - eminem