11;30pm on restricted "hello is this *******? "yes" "this is the ***** police department, we are calling because we we are about to come to your house and make an arrest for your distribution of marijuana" "oh okay. your calling me on my cell phone?" "yes we are" "so did you want a dime? im up all night." hangs up they recall "do you think im some kind of corrupt police officer? That i would partake in the consumption of marijuana just so I dont arrest you?" note that its a perfect cop voice "no officer, i was just wondering" "you are about to be arrested for looking, smelling, inhaling, tasting, and eating..." "eating?" "yes.." "how?" "well you can make it into brownies or something" "can you? how?" "well you just get the brown mix and then your going to need alot of marijuana for this job" "oh.... i see... well thanks for the call im throughouly impressed this has been the funniest call ive gotten in a while. good night."
Best one I ever heard ! [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edViO7MCT_o]YouTube - There's an echo in my voice TomMabe.com[/ame]