best place to hide weed if going to prison?

I cant tell if that smell is Bacon or stupid.

 

No where.

 

Lets see, They are going to strip search you, do a cavity search spray you down and then put LYE on you. So I don't think there is a way. You probably should just stop smoking until you get out dude. Oh they also drug test in prison and if you fail they add on to your sentence.

 

one way...o yea you will get used to putting things up there anyway

 

Honestly, the best way is to make a skin pocket. Whats a skin pocket? well....you take somewhere inconspicuous, like under your balls, your feet, even inside the mouth, and you make a small incision that is as close to parallel to the surface of the skin as you can. Imagine trying to shave the first layer of skin off. Then, you simply place sterilized weed or drugs inside a balloon or something else and you place it in the wound and let it heal. Once your in prison, they might look at it if they see it, but you could say its not a big deal or something or it doenst hurt or bother you....im sure they would have no problem overlooking it and getting you out of there. Thats how I would do it....lol...too bad I am the type of person who doesnt get into trouble.

 

^^ This.

 

I thought you just bought it off the prison guards when you got there?

 

up your ass where do you think

 

This is some serious shit right here. Straight up Jigsaw "The cure is in your head" stuff going on.