Best pickup lines?

Discussion in 'General' started by Bronx Finest, Aug 3, 2013.

  1. #1 Bronx Finest, Aug 3, 2013
    Some of my favorites are: Are you a farmer? Because your good at rasing cocks.

    Did you get those pants on sale? Because at my house they'd be 100% off

    Is that a mirror in your pocket because I see me in your pants

    Post yours

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  2. #2 Deleted member 42976, Aug 3, 2013
    In protest of masturbation can I occupy your vagina??
     
  3. #3 Joey Robusto, Aug 3, 2013
    you so fine i'd drink your bath water
     
  4. #4 sfearical, Aug 3, 2013
    Male cat to female pussy: "I've got string - lotsa string!"
     
  5. #5 GanjFarmer', Aug 3, 2013
    ay girl lemme squirtle all over those jigglypuffs.
     
  6. #6 Jamaican Hotbox, Aug 3, 2013
    Its not gonna suck itself.
     
  7. #7 Adopted Smurf, Aug 3, 2013
    Me: wanna go get a pizza and fuck
     
    Girl: what no?
     
    Me: what you don't like pizza?
     
  8. #8 Jamaican Hotbox, Aug 3, 2013
    Me: Wanna come to a party? Gonna be lots of drinking, lots of fighting and lots of fucking.

    Girl: Sure who's gonna be there?

    Me: Just me and you.
     
  9. #9 Bronx Finest, Aug 3, 2013
    That made me laugh so hard for some reason

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  10. #10 ♥ Darcy ♥, Aug 3, 2013
    "Do you want to have sex?"
     
    It's that easy, when you have a vagina.
     
  11. #11 Bronx Finest, Aug 3, 2013
    Are you from Tennessee? Because your the only ten I see

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  12. #12 Kuollut, Aug 3, 2013
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  13. #13 Joey Robusto, Aug 3, 2013
    #winning
     
  14. #14 TostitosJar, Aug 3, 2013
    An old one, but

    "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

    Or

    "I have a puppy in my car. Wanna see?"
     
  15. #15 Pot Toker, Aug 3, 2013
    My mom's busy tonight, want to go on a date?

    Substitute sister/cousin for mom depending on location.
     
  16. #16 Bronx Finest, Aug 3, 2013
    Are you Jesus? Because your the answer to all my prayers

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  17. #17 onkruid, Aug 3, 2013
    Mind if I suck your pussy till your ears whistle.....or....mustache rides are a nickel...
     
    or mind if I push in your stool?  
     
     
    that's a poop joke for those of you that didn't get it..lol
     
  18. #18 MacTonite, Aug 3, 2013
    Hi, I'm Channing Tatum. 
     
  19. #19 Nugagerube, Aug 3, 2013
    I'm gay, lets get naked and crawl into bed."

    "ok"
     

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