best pick up line ever..

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by MrSmokebigbuds, Feb 9, 2003.

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  1. #1 MrSmokebigbuds, Feb 9, 2003
    just walk up to a girl and look down @ your little man. look back up at her, puzzled. then say, "well, what are you waiting for, it isn't going to suck itself, is it?"
     
  2. #2 TheHempress, Feb 9, 2003
    hahaha...don't think it would work on anyone tho
     
  3. #3 MrSmokebigbuds, Feb 9, 2003
    lol, yeah it wouldent
     
  4. #4 Bud Head, Feb 9, 2003
    You got it up, now get it down!

    LOL


    This one I have used before. For some odd reason it worked.
     
  5. #5 weedeater, Feb 9, 2003
    i use that one all the time
     
  6. #6 dirtydingusus, Feb 10, 2003
    sounds like stiffler to me...
     
  7. #7 sensimil, Feb 10, 2003
    My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
     
  8. #8 Bud Head, Feb 10, 2003
    LOL Sensi. Thats kinda.................















    NASTY!
     
  9. #9 vatoloco, Feb 10, 2003
    LOL
     
  10. #10 dirtydingusus, Feb 10, 2003
    are you drunk enuff to sleep with me yet?
     
  11. #11 JJ the beast, Feb 10, 2003
    Nice shoes!....Fancy a fuck?:D
     
  12. #12 Bakaked, Feb 10, 2003
    Yeah, i've used that one a few times ;)
     
  13. #13 Bud Head, Feb 11, 2003



    I like that one D.
     
  14. #14 Digit, Feb 12, 2003
    I'M GAGGING FOR IT! I'LL SHAG ANYTHING! AND YOU ARE THE CLOSEST... LETS GO!




    do ya think it will work?
     
  15. #15 smokinokie, Feb 13, 2003
    He: Do ya wanna fuck?


    She: NO!


    He: Me neither, so we might as well get it over with.
     
  16. #16 Bud Head, Feb 13, 2003



    Did it work?

    Just sounds like you had this experience.
     
  17. #17 Bud Head, Feb 13, 2003
    A damn good one critter!!! LMAO

    I may have to use that one sometime!
     
  18. #18 Lilith999, Feb 13, 2003
    If I was an apple would you eat me to the core?
     
  19. #19 GRiM420, Feb 20, 2003
    oh man i used to know a shit load of bad ass pick up lines but for some reason i cant remember
     
  20. #20 Stylez, Feb 23, 2003
    lol, funny shit, now wonder we all got so many dates :p
     
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