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best pick up line ever..

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by MrSmokebigbuds, Feb 9, 2003.

  1. just walk up to a girl and look down @ your little man. look back up at her, puzzled. then say, "well, what are you waiting for, it isn't going to suck itself, is it?"
     
  2. hahaha...don't think it would work on anyone tho
     
  3. lol, yeah it wouldent
     
  4. You got it up, now get it down!

    LOL


    This one I have used before. For some odd reason it worked.
     
  5. i use that one all the time
     
  6. sounds like stiffler to me...
     
  7. My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
     
  8. LOL Sensi. Thats kinda.................















    NASTY!
     
  9. are you drunk enuff to sleep with me yet?
     
  10. Nice shoes!....Fancy a fuck?:D
     
  11. Yeah, i've used that one a few times ;)
     



  12. I like that one D.
     
  13. I'M GAGGING FOR IT! I'LL SHAG ANYTHING! AND YOU ARE THE CLOSEST... LETS GO!




    do ya think it will work?
     
  14. He: Do ya wanna fuck?


    She: NO!


    He: Me neither, so we might as well get it over with.
     



  15. Did it work?

    Just sounds like you had this experience.
     
  16. A damn good one critter!!! LMAO

    I may have to use that one sometime!
     
  17. If I was an apple would you eat me to the core?
     
  18. oh man i used to know a shit load of bad ass pick up lines but for some reason i cant remember
     
  19. lol, funny shit, now wonder we all got so many dates :p
     

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