best most interesting man quote

Discussion in 'General' started by TagOverFonda, Sep 19, 2011.

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  1. #1 TagOverFonda, Sep 19, 2011
    My favorite is
    He is the life of parties he has never attended. What's yours?
     
  2. #2 stevooo123, Sep 19, 2011
    whats a man qoute
     
  3. #3 Noxnoctum, Sep 19, 2011
    ^it's this

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-4zfsy6rsM[/ame]
     
  4. #4 spliffmuch?, Sep 19, 2011
    "His daughter lost her virginity, he went and got it back"
     
  5. #5 Misc, Sep 19, 2011
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  6. #6 BuddhistBrian, Sep 19, 2011
    He has fucked girls he does not know.
     
  7. #7 Mogwai, Sep 19, 2011
    Even his parents’ advice is insightful.

    The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
     
  8. #8 LuxTenebris, Sep 19, 2011
    His cock is more interesting than yours :p

    He once ate a bag of doritos, without opening it.

    Yeah I suck at this I know.
     
  9. #9 bonginnn, Sep 19, 2011
    If he were to shake your hand, you would list it on your resume
     
  10. #10 dudeimoncoke, Sep 19, 2011
    He bowls...overhand.
     
  11. #11 imthirsty, Sep 19, 2011
    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfcDHf2bQY8]Puss In Boots - "He's So Legendary..." - YouTube[/ame]
     
  12. #12 NYC Diesel, Sep 19, 2011
    Every time he blinks a new MMJ card is created
     
  13. #13 DoctorSpectre, Sep 19, 2011
    He doesn't drink milk. It drinks him.
     
  14. #14 lar20, Sep 19, 2011
    lol i can see a lot of these being similar to chuck norris thingys..he does not do push ups...he pulls the earth up and down
     
  15. #15 APKush, Sep 19, 2011
    he is so intimidating babies abort themselves
     
  16. #16 lar20, Sep 19, 2011
    I know what you're thinkin 'Did he fire six shots, or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?
     
  17. #17 dantino, Sep 19, 2011
    Small is beautiful.
     
  18. #18 Tokeup2day, Sep 19, 2011
    [quote name='"lar20"']I know what you’re thinkin 'Did he fire six shots, or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I’ve kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?[/quote]

    YES! lmfao
     
  19. #19 Zach8537, Sep 19, 2011
    He doesnt always drink... but he still fucks alot of chicks.
     
  20. #20 The Third Eye, Sep 19, 2011
    girls try to get him drunk and fuck him.
     
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