Best idea ever? I think so

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Psmurf33, Aug 1, 2011.

  1. #1 Psmurf33, Aug 1, 2011
    So im laying in bed high as hell and i get a boner but i really dont feel like jerkin it. Then i had a thought "what if there was a new bed that like theres a like built in pocket pussy like into the matress and you just hump the matress?"

    U thought it wa smart anyone else?
     
  2. #2 InterceptorP71, Aug 1, 2011
    Cut a hole in the mattress and insert a fleshlight.
     
  3. #3 Psmurf33, Aug 1, 2011
    But the do it for ya hah
     
  4. #4 caster12, Aug 1, 2011
    wouldnt it be weird when you have an actual girl over and youre in bed with her and she finds your bed pussy
     
  5. #5 falcon10911, Aug 1, 2011
    Yeah dude because the number 1 way to get chicks is to take them back to your place and let them see the dirty old fleshlight jammed into a hole in the side of the mattress you cut with a screwdriver. :rolleyes:

    A real woman is my way.
     
  6. #6 FuturisticRyan, Aug 1, 2011
    Hahaha this shit had me laughin.I imagined the girls reaction when she found it
     
  7. #7 caster12, Aug 1, 2011

    if youre lucky she willl be bisexual
     
  8. #8 Psmurf33, Aug 1, 2011
    No u got like underthe sheet in the middle of the bed

    Bitch l never find it!
     
  9. #9 arattrappa, Aug 1, 2011
    :lol: gives new life to the phrase 'sleeping in your own excrement'
     
  10. #10 Psmurf33, Aug 1, 2011
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    Hahahahahaha
     
  11. #11 ShastaCola, Aug 1, 2011
    ....:confused:
     
  12. #12 K3VO, Aug 1, 2011
    How do you clean it out?
     
  13. #13 detailed one, Aug 1, 2011
    Pretty buzzed and I could barley read shit lol...too funny.

    Why the fuck would anyman build a fleshlight in a bed...I'd tie a girl to my bed instead.
     
  14. #14 SanDiegoStonerz, Aug 1, 2011
    Lol dude I've thought of that before too.
     
  15. #15 Geebee, Aug 1, 2011
    Haha, someone needs to get laid.
     
  16. #16 InterceptorP71, Aug 1, 2011
    What can I say, I offered a solution to his dilemma. I've never tried a fleshlight, I'm married and she puts out all I need.
     

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