Slim Shady, brain dead like Jim Brady I'm a M80, you Lil' like that Kim lady I'm buzzin, Dirty Dozen, naughty rotten rhymer Cursin at you players worse than Marty Schottenheimer You wacker than the motherfucker you bit your style from You ain't gonna sell two copies if you press a double album
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtmkCA8T-H4]Eminem - Taking My Ball (FREE DOWNLOAD) RELAPSE REFILL - YouTube[/ame] I just posted this in the 'what r u listen to' thread, but its perfect for this thread lol. The whole thing is funny as shit.
Whats that song called? Ive heard it before but i can't remember the name. Also, Relapse is sick, I love those accents he does.
Mics get sandblasted Stab your abdomen with a hand crafted pocketknife and spill your antacid Sprayed your motherfuckin' crib up when I ran past it Fuckin' felon, headed to hell in a handbasket - No One's Iller Than Me
"This beer makes me want to disappear, this year." I use that one every time I crack a brew. "Entertainment is danger, intertwine it with gansters In the land of the killers, a sinner's mind is a sanctum " Smart. "I'm a caged demon, on stage screaming like Rage Against the Machine I'm convinced I'm a fiend, shootin up while this record is spinning Clinically brain dead, I don't need a second opinion Fuck droppin the jewel, I'm flippin the sacred treasure" Dope.
Extortion, snortin, supportn abortion, pathological lier, blown shitt outta proportion. Delunious, zanious, spontaneous, spourratic, compulsive thinker, compulsive drinker.... Addict. Half animal half man. Dumpin your dead body inside a trash can with more holes than an Afghan!
Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz it'd be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother I'd still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her and have a son and a new brother at the same time and just say that it ain't mine, whats my name? - I'm Back
Please Lord, this boy needs Jesus Heal this child, help us destroy these demons Oh, and please send me a brand new car And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital
Please excuse the corny metaphor but they'll never catch up (ketchup) to all this energy that I've mustered.
I don't know if it's been posted but: "I showered the slang, simple as A,B,C's Skip over the D's and rock the microphone with E's" "I'm greeted with flocks, of fellow follower's singers You couldn't make the fans throw up their hands if they swallowed their fingers"
Feel the wrath of a psychopath / slash ambasador of the valentine's day masacre / slash assasain I'll slash her in th a$$ with a icicle and leave her lay in a bloodbath while i put a catheter in and jump in the bath with her In my spiderman mask, man just imagine the fun i can have with a strap~on Stick it up kim kardashian's a$$ and make the bitch run a triathalon Are those pistachios? Damn, i'd like to have some Layin' on the patio, man, rolling a fat one Shady drop the magic marker, put the cap on God~dam, man....are you that much of an a$$hole?
She sitting there gettin liquored up at the bar. She say's it's quicker to count the things that ain't wrong with you than to count the things that are. There's a seven disc cd changer in her car, and I'm in every single slot, and you're not. Aww. I'm the logo on the dallas cowboy helmet. The star, and I'm not about to sit back and just keep rhymin one syllable. Aww
I strike a still pose then hit you with some ill flows, that don't even make sense like dikes usin dildos. Your tied down and duct taped, fuck rape, I'd rather just hump a sluts leg with my nuts shaved. The world ain't ready for me yet, I can tell, I'll probly have a cell next to the furnase in hell. All from the "Any Man" track on the Soundbombing LP