Earth calling, pilot to co-pilot Looking at the life on this planet, sir, no sign of it All I can see is a bunch of smoke flyin' And I'm so high that I might die if I go by it Let me out of this place I'm outta place I'm in outer space I've just vanished without a trace I'm going to a pretty place now where the flowers grow I'll be back in an hour or so
However, I do show some respect to few As ecstasy got me standing next to you Getting sentimental as fuck spillin' guts to you We just met But I think I'm in love with you But you're on it too So you tell me you love me too Wake up in the morning like "yo, what the fuck we do?" I gotta go bitch You know I have stuff to do!! drug ballad
Don't know if this has been posted Dr.Dre & Eminem Forget about DRE "Fuck you too bitch call the cops" "And when the cops came through Me and Dre stood next to a burnt down house With a can full of gas and a handful of matches And still weren't found out"
Eminem - Evil Deeds "What do i look like some kind of idi.... Wait a minute, shit, don't answer that Why am i so misunderstood Why do i go through so much bullshit" D12 Purple Pills "Cool, calm, just like my mom With a couple of Valium inside her palm It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves I can't describe the vibe I get When I drive by 6 people And 5 I hit Ah shit I started a mosh pit Squashed a bitch And stomped the foster kids These shrooms make me hallucinate Then I sweat till I start losing weight Till I see dumb shit start happenin' Dumber than Vanilla Ice trying to rap again"
I love that song, especially Eminem's verse and i love his voice after he goes " Chica, chica, chica Slim shady, hotter than a set of twin babies."
"you could date a stick of dynomite and wouldnt go out with a bang" "you wouldnt make the crowd throw up they hands if they swollowed theyre finger" "you could jump over the candlestick,burn your back,and fuck jill on the hill but you still aint jack" all from the same verse lol lol didnt read the post before me had one of mine
have you ever heard eminems shit from like 10 years ago? lol any rapper in the game would not be able to battle him. im not a huge rap fan but i love eminem because hes a true artist when it comes to the english language
"The Source was like, the only source of light When the mics used to mean somethin, a four was like you were the shit, now its like the least you get three and a half now just means you a piece of shit four and a half or five, means you Biggie, Jigga, Nas, or Benzino I dont think you even realize you playin with motherf*ckers lives, I done watched Dre get ****ed on The Chronic, probably cuz I was on it Now you fucked me outa my mics twice I let it slide I said I wouldnt hold my f*cken breath to get a five Sh*t I was right, Ida f*ckin died already tryin" (The Sauce) "It's the start of an era, rock rap's harder this year No one's tryin to hear some fuckin old fart in a chair sittin on stage, strummin acoustic guitar in your ear So you start to get scared, sit back and spark an idea Figure you can diss me to jump start your career I punch you in your fuckin chest 'til your heart kicks in gear (bitch) And fuck your underground buddy's nameless crew Like I'ma say they names so they can be famous too" (Quitter) "As long as I´m on pills, and I got plenty of pott I´ll be in a canoe paddling, making fun of your yacht" (Bad Influence) "If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it Crush the glass from my bare hands and swallow it Then spit it back in the faces of you racists and hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit" (Fight Music)
listen to his set [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJOsjP33nF4]Bad Meets Evil - Fast Lane ft. Eminem, Royce Da 5'9 - YouTube[/ame]
Eminem doesnt give a fuck what other people think of him...that was established early on. Hes still the most successful artist of the decade. Everyone who makes fun of him is clearly jealous as fuck. Why did u come on an eminem thread just to act like a little bitch with ur hater crap? Fuck off
In my eyes, Em is as good a lyricist as anybody. His wordplay is awesome. His delivery is awesome. He's a really good MC from Off the Wall ft Redman [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tApyHnEcZVc&feature=channel_video_title]Off The Wall - Eminem & Redman - YouTube[/ame] Beware of this rap terrorist with a therapist With a hair up his ass like a rabbit crawled in his pants Gotta have it, I hold Tylenol in his hands 'til it melts in his fucking palms and dissolves in his glands (So who is it?) The fool who visit the playground With two biscuits to lay down the school district Get pistol whipped with a Mauseburg With a pistol grip and fed pitbulls shit Sniff glue sticks like I give two shits If I get too rich, I just get sued
eminem big weenie: Alright now we, we're going to conduct That experiment that we were talking about earlier Just to see what a frog looks like when it takes two hits of ecstasy Cuz that's exactly what your eyes look like, want to check to see? Here's a mirror, notice the resemblence here? Wait, let me put these sun glasses on Now look in this mirror, how about now? What do you have in common? You're both green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on 'em You look like I sound like singing about weenies Now take my weenie out of your mouth This is between me and you, I know you're not happy I know you'd much rather see me lying in the corner of a room somewhere crying Curled up in a ball tweeked out of my mind dying There is no denying that my weenie is much bigger than yours is Mine is like sticking a banana between two oranges Why you even doing this to yourself, it's pointless Why do we have to keep on going through this, this is tortuous My point is this That if you say mean things, weenie will shrink Now I fogot what the chorus is, your just is...
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGBf_b8G9Q0]Eminem - As The World Turns - YouTube[/ame] I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne And seen her spread across the bed naked watching gay porn She said "Come her big boy, lets get acquainted" I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it She came at me at full speed, nothing could stop her I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her I started to beg "No, please let go" But she swallowed my fucking leg whole like an egg roll With one leg left, now I'm hoppin around crippled I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick Den Den Den Den Den Den, Go go gadget dick! Whipped that shit out, and ain't no doubt about it It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage I shouted "Now bitch, lets see who gets the best!" Stuffed that shit in crooked and fucked that fat slut to death (Ah!! Ah!) Come here bitch! Come here! Take this motherfucking dick! Bitch, come here!
Bumb! [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfTY1vPOlPU]Eminem - Welcome 2 Hell (Track 1) - Bad Meets Evil - Hell: The Sequel - YouTube[/ame] Sick ass metaphors in this song, it's a newer song, Royce also kills it. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1Rw2HyV1os]Eminem - Ballin Uncontrollably - YouTube[/ame] A song he made a while ago, he trolls how rap was back in 2006.
if i ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz it'd be jenifer lopez and puffy you know this sorry puff but i dont give a fuck if this chick was my own mother id still fuck her with no rubber cum inside of her have a new son and new brother at the sametime and just say that it aint mine whats my name?